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<blockquote data-quote="Ouachita" data-source="post: 1740954" data-attributes="member: 16802"><p>Cow patty fights were a form of entertainment that we could get away with, as long as we didn't wear our school clothes. I vaguely remember some rule about not using fresh patties.</p><p></p><p>My best friend Chris and I were 13 years old, and we had just bought a go-cart with lawn mowing money. It was fun to throw patties at the rider and this evolved into a "war" that our school bus friends began to join in after school.</p><p></p><p>We were at Chris' house, so he was showing our neighbor friends which pastures we could play in. He had an audience of a half dozen including me. I picked up a fresh one and hid behind a large stump while the other kids stood behind me. Chris was showing off, riding fast, and smiling from ear-to-ear. As he blasted by, I launched the butt fruit and nailed him in the smile.</p><p></p><p>Chris had just got braces on his teeth. The more he tried to scoop it out, the more buried into his braces it became. His parents didn't have money to spare; far from it. We knew the potential consequences before we walked in the house to find that special teeth brush, His Momma was fit to be tied and we both got a whipping. Then another when his Dad got home. Our "friends" decided it didn't look that fun and went home.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Ouachita, post: 1740954, member: 16802"] Cow patty fights were a form of entertainment that we could get away with, as long as we didn't wear our school clothes. I vaguely remember some rule about not using fresh patties. My best friend Chris and I were 13 years old, and we had just bought a go-cart with lawn mowing money. It was fun to throw patties at the rider and this evolved into a "war" that our school bus friends began to join in after school. We were at Chris' house, so he was showing our neighbor friends which pastures we could play in. He had an audience of a half dozen including me. I picked up a fresh one and hid behind a large stump while the other kids stood behind me. Chris was showing off, riding fast, and smiling from ear-to-ear. As he blasted by, I launched the butt fruit and nailed him in the smile. Chris had just got braces on his teeth. The more he tried to scoop it out, the more buried into his braces it became. His parents didn't have money to spare; far from it. We knew the potential consequences before we walked in the house to find that special teeth brush, His Momma was fit to be tied and we both got a whipping. Then another when his Dad got home. Our "friends" decided it didn't look that fun and went home. [/QUOTE]
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