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<blockquote data-quote="Lannie" data-source="post: 1739685" data-attributes="member: 8202"><p>I love Jim Stafford, thank you! And Tommy and Dicky! What a blast!</p><p></p><p>I have a cow patty story, but it wasn't really a patty, per se. Suffice it to say, when you bring your first calf heifer in to the milking stanchion for her first milking, and her blood is surging with new mommy hormones, and she lifts her tail to take a rather nervous (you know, LIQUID) dump in protest, do not, and I cannot stress this enough, DO NOT yell at her to stop. Need I say more?</p><p></p><p>True story. Lesson learned. <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite19" alt=":sick:" title="Sick :sick:" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":sick:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Lannie, post: 1739685, member: 8202"] I love Jim Stafford, thank you! And Tommy and Dicky! What a blast! I have a cow patty story, but it wasn't really a patty, per se. Suffice it to say, when you bring your first calf heifer in to the milking stanchion for her first milking, and her blood is surging with new mommy hormones, and she lifts her tail to take a rather nervous (you know, LIQUID) dump in protest, do not, and I cannot stress this enough, DO NOT yell at her to stop. Need I say more? True story. Lesson learned. :sick: [/QUOTE]
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