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<blockquote data-quote="inyati13" data-source="post: 1165646" data-attributes="member: 17767"><p>I got a new hat one time:</p><p></p><p>Me: Dad, how do ye like my hat?</p><p></p><p>Dad: You need two of 'em, one to shyt in and one to cover it up with.</p><p></p><p>I was sitting on the porch of an old man who rented a run down old house next door to the farm. He lived alone. There was not much support for old people in the 1950s. He had nothing in the way of outside possessions except a lawn mower. He mowed a little every day in the summer. One leg was shorter than the other. I would sit there as a small boy and watch him limp across his yard pushing his old lawn mower. He would make a couple passes and limp back to his chair. He said, I wouldn't take anything for my lawn mower.</p><p></p><p>I said, "I wish I had a bicycle".</p><p></p><p>He said let me tell you something boy, "If you wish in one hand, and shyt in the other, I can tell you which hand will get full the fastest."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="inyati13, post: 1165646, member: 17767"] I got a new hat one time: Me: Dad, how do ye like my hat? Dad: You need two of 'em, one to shyt in and one to cover it up with. I was sitting on the porch of an old man who rented a run down old house next door to the farm. He lived alone. There was not much support for old people in the 1950s. He had nothing in the way of outside possessions except a lawn mower. He mowed a little every day in the summer. One leg was shorter than the other. I would sit there as a small boy and watch him limp across his yard pushing his old lawn mower. He would make a couple passes and limp back to his chair. He said, I wouldn't take anything for my lawn mower. I said, "I wish I had a bicycle". He said let me tell you something boy, "If you wish in one hand, and shyt in the other, I can tell you which hand will get full the fastest." [/QUOTE]
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