Cougars

[Angus Cowman]

I am sitting at the elevator waiting to unload wheat and decided to check out CT while i was waiting this ad for Cougars keeps popping up on the top of the page. It says they make the best girlfriends
I guess I will ask the wife and see if I can get one
Has anybody else tried one

 

[Caustic Burno]

I am sitting at the elevator waiting to unload wheat and decided to check out CT while i was waiting this ad for Cougars keeps popping up on the top of the page. It says they make the best girlfriends
I guess I will ask the wife and see if I can get one
Has anybody else tried one

At my age I need a kitten, don't think I could fight a cougar and win.
I would forget the asking the wife part if I was you. Women don't have much of a sense of humor about such thing's.

 

[cow pollinater]

I've heard they can scratch you up pretty bad. plus you have to get a permit to keep one in most states. Your best bet may be to go get one of Inyati's heifers.

 

[chippie]

Well, as I understand it. Cougars like men about half their age. You do the math.

 

[Kingfisher]

Well, as I understand it. Cougars like men about half their age. You do the math.

Hmmm. What does that say about the knuckleheads paying for the cougar ad?

 

[TennesseeTuxedo]

Says there's a hot 102 year old stalking me as we speak.

:cry2:

 

[skyhightree1]

[/quote]
I would forget the asking the wife part if I was you. Women don't have much of a sense of humor about such thing's.[/quote]


I definately agree about that one...

 

[chippie]

This thread reminded me of this joke.

My Dear Wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 57 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 22-year-old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be upset—I shall be home before midnight.

When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on the dining room table:

My Dear Husband, I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 57 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 57 years old. As you know, I am a math teacher at our local college. I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is 22 years old. As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of math, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference: 22 goes into 57 a lot more times than 57 goes into 22. Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow.

 

[larryshoat]

This thread reminded me of this joke.

My Dear Wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 57 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 22-year-old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be upset—I shall be home before midnight.

When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on the dining room table:

My Dear Husband, I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 57 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 57 years old. As you know, I am a math teacher at our local college. I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is 22 years old. As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of math, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference: 22 goes into 57 a lot more times than 57 goes into 22. Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow.

Dang Chippie as a 57 year old man I have to say that is some hurtful language...... true but hurtful :lol2: .

Larry

 

[M5farm]

I know several cougars my age that spend every weekend with kids 18-22 years old. They think they are the life of the party but the sad truth is all of these kids use them and make fun of them behind their back. eventually it will catch up with them and they will be miserable old maids.

 

[pdfangus]

to be twice my age a cougar would have to be 130.....
she would most certainly have to have more money than bill gates....

 

[Stocker Steve]

Well, as I understand it. Cougars like men about half their age. You do the math.

I think the cougars prey on both the old and the sick. So if your health is not very good any guy could be a target !

 

[ALACOWMAN]

Well, as I understand it. Cougars like men about half their age. You do the math.

I think the cougars prey on both the old and the sick. So if your health is not very good any guy could be a target !

you saying, ive got a chance.....

 

[Alan]

Well, as I understand it. Cougars like men about half their age. You do the math.

I think the cougars prey on both the old and the sick. So if your health is not very good any guy could be a target !

you saying, ive got a chance.....

You know Ala, just because your chasing younger gals doesn't make you a cougar. It makes you a dirty old man :lol:

 

[chippie]

I think the cougars prey on both the old and the sick. So if your health is not very good any guy could be a target !

LOL!
Oh you are very wrong about that. Cougars like virile young men

 

[Caustic Burno]

This thread reminded me of this joke.

My Dear Wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 57 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 22-year-old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be upset—I shall be home before midnight.

When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on the dining room table:

My Dear Husband, I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 57 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 57 years old. As you know, I am a math teacher at our local college. I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is 22 years old. As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of math, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference: 22 goes into 57 a lot more times than 57 goes into 22. Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow.

Chippie there are not many time's I am at a lose for word's. This is one time .
I am not going to get in an arguement over this one as I see I am out gunned in this fight.

 

[M5farm]

I think the cougars prey on both the old and the sick. So if your health is not very good any guy could be a target !

LOL!
Oh you are very wrong about that. Cougars like virile young men

gold diggers like nearly dead old men

 

[pdfangus]

I think the cougars prey on both the old and the sick. So if your health is not very good any guy could be a target !

LOL!
Oh you are very wrong about that. Cougars like virile young men

gold diggers like nearly dead old men

gold diggers and cougars and not synonomous terms.....

gold diggers want gold

cougars want a tiger...

 

[ALACOWMAN]

well im out if its gold their after... but i do have a magic wand :cowboy:

 

[M5farm]

cheetah: A cougar in training. A sexy woman too old to be a kitten and too young to be a cougar. They are known to move extremely fast
or
An older man who only dates much younger women
I forgot gold digger was a 2005 term.