Costco....

[SmokeStackFarms]

I went into Costco to get some dog food & was standing in the line......

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again. Although I probably shouldn't, because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story.)

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no; I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's ass and a car hit us both.

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was laughing so hard! Costco won't let me shop there anymore!!!

 

[KenB]

:lol: :lol: :lol: Good one.

 

[iowahawkeyes]

:lol2: oh my gosh, I am laughing so loud!!!

Here's your sign lady.

 

[Susie David]

Just read it to Susie...now both of us have tears in our eyes from laughing so much.
DMc

 

[hgfarmer]

haha

 

[show steer up]

:lol: :lol: :lol: good one :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[chrisy]

 

[grannysoo]

Good one! Thanks for the laugh.

 

[jw]

I think rock springs already posted this one on here before. This joke is old news and I didnt laugh again.

Did ja wake up on the wrong side of the bed this morning?????

 

[GMN]

I went into Costco to get some dog food & was standing in the line......

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again. Although I probably shouldn't, because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story.)

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no; I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's ass and a car hit us both.

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was laughing so hard! Costco won't let me shop there anymore!!!

I'm sure she was trying to make conversation, some people are like that always have to be talking in line. Its funny though, but you just made her feel like a fool and made yourself look worse.

Gmn

 

[ROCKSPRINGS]

I think rock springs already posted this one on here before. This joke is old news and I didnt laugh again.

TMBP You are still the same IDIOT, just a different day :roll: :roll: :roll: No reason for your stupid comments, then again we just consider the source. :roll: :roll: Take your medication or go to another AA meeting. You need :help:

 

[SmokeStackFarms]

To GMN

please brace yourself----this story is referred to as a "funny"
all characters are fictional- the story was created from a creative mind (some of you--must be thinking --Twisted).
But please come out of the literal world and as the announcer once said "You are now entering the twilight zone" --a place that is light hearted......

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

TnBeefmaster: jokes don't make everybody laugh;
somethings will make you laugh that I will go flat----
so that is the way it is----your response is funny to me.
Exit Laughing........ :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[GMN]

To GMN

please brace yourself----this story is referred to as a "funny"
all characters are fictional- the story was created from a creative mind (some of you--must be thinking --Twisted).
But please come out of the literal world and as the announcer once said "You are now entering the twilight zone" --a place that is light hearted......

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

TnBeefmaster: jokes don't make everybody laugh;
somethings will make you laugh that I will go flat----
so that is the way it is----your response is funny to me.
Exit Laughing........ :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Oh I must have missed that it was a joke-ha ha

GMN

 

[SmokeStackFarms]

in defense of mr tnbeefmaster;
not everybody has to laugh.
as we say around here-----"We are all a bit -peculiar"
if I look in the mirror--some days i laugh--other days i cry. that is funny in itself..
give him break---one day his joke may be funny-or not!!
I don't got no history w/ anyone---so let it be!! :?:

8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)

 

[Medic24]

The great thing about repeated jokes, are that not everyone saw or heard it the first time....I for one, read it here for the first time, and enjoyed it immensly! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: I would have been sad to miss it.

I suppose this is one reason the news is broadcast every hour or so throught each day, ya think! :idea: :cboy: