Commies

[john250]

Red China has announced it intends to crack down on strippers at funerals. That is un-American. Apperently, having great attendance at your wake is a mark of status in China, so you hire some girls to get naked at your wake. I reject this idea.
The mourners at my wake will be there for the free beer.

 

[Jogeephus]

So repressive. I think I'm offended.

 

[Margonme]

Red China has announced it intends to crack down on strippers at funerals. That is un-American. Apperently, having great attendance at your wake is a mark of status in China, so you hire some girls to get naked at your wake. I reject this idea.
The mourners at my wake will be there for the free beer.

When my maternal grandmother died, the family retreated to the farm. I was only about 12, relegated to spectator. My Uncles started drinking. Then, they got a set of golf clubs out and were trying to see who could hit a cow with a golf ball. Then they started swinging from the limbs of the fruit trees until they broke a few limbs down. My Aunt came out of the house where the women were in the appropriate mourning mode and yelled at them to stop. It was Aunt Gertrude. Wonderful woman. Her brother, Uncle Bill yelled at her to get back in the house. She did and the party resumed.