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<blockquote data-quote="Lammie" data-source="post: 574393" data-attributes="member: 3306"><p>There is a Texas Aggie named George, who is, to be expected, not too bright. He really wants to graduate, but is just not quite making it. He begins to tell people about his problems, and the townspeople get together and put pressure on the University to let George graduate.</p><p></p><p>At the graduation ceremony, the President calls George to the podium, and asks people what should be done with him. The audience chants "Give George another chance. Give George another chance. Give George another chance."</p><p></p><p>The President says "OK George. I am going to ask you a question. If you get it right, you can graduate. If not, you have to stay." He asks the audience what they think, and again they chant "Give George another chance. Give George another chance."</p><p></p><p>The President turns to George and says "OK, George. What is 2+3?" The audience is quiet as George ponders. After several minutes, he says, tentatively, "5?" To this the audience replies, "Give George another chance. Give George another chance."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Lammie, post: 574393, member: 3306"] There is a Texas Aggie named George, who is, to be expected, not too bright. He really wants to graduate, but is just not quite making it. He begins to tell people about his problems, and the townspeople get together and put pressure on the University to let George graduate. At the graduation ceremony, the President calls George to the podium, and asks people what should be done with him. The audience chants "Give George another chance. Give George another chance. Give George another chance." The President says "OK George. I am going to ask you a question. If you get it right, you can graduate. If not, you have to stay." He asks the audience what they think, and again they chant "Give George another chance. Give George another chance." The President turns to George and says "OK, George. What is 2+3?" The audience is quiet as George ponders. After several minutes, he says, tentatively, "5?" To this the audience replies, "Give George another chance. Give George another chance." [/QUOTE]
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