TexasBred
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Here is the traditional collegiate football quiz to begin the season. Even though you may know most of the answers, it is still fun to reminisce the halcion days of yore.
1) What does the average Alabama player get on his SATs?
.........Drool.
(2) What do you get when you put thirty-two Arkansas cheerleaders in one room?
.........A full set of teeth.
(3) How do you get an Iowa State cheerleader into your dorm room?
.........Grease her hips and push.
(4) How do you get an Ohio State graduate off your porch?
.........Pay him for the pizza.
(5) How do you know if a Kentucky football player has a girlfriend?
........There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup.
(6) Why is the OSU football team like a possum?
.........Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.
(7) What are the longest three years of a TEXAS football player's life?
.........His freshman year.
(8) How many Texas Freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?
.........None -- that's a sophomore course.
(9) Where was O. J. headed in the white Bronco?
......... Mississippi...He knew that the police would never look at MSU for a Heisman Trophy winner.
AND FINALLY (drum roll and cymbal crash.....)
(10) Why did Tennessee choose orange as their team color?
.........You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday,and picking up trash along the highways the rest of the week
1) What does the average Alabama player get on his SATs?
.........Drool.
(2) What do you get when you put thirty-two Arkansas cheerleaders in one room?
.........A full set of teeth.
(3) How do you get an Iowa State cheerleader into your dorm room?
.........Grease her hips and push.
(4) How do you get an Ohio State graduate off your porch?
.........Pay him for the pizza.
(5) How do you know if a Kentucky football player has a girlfriend?
........There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup.
(6) Why is the OSU football team like a possum?
.........Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.
(7) What are the longest three years of a TEXAS football player's life?
.........His freshman year.
(8) How many Texas Freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?
.........None -- that's a sophomore course.
(9) Where was O. J. headed in the white Bronco?
......... Mississippi...He knew that the police would never look at MSU for a Heisman Trophy winner.
AND FINALLY (drum roll and cymbal crash.....)
(10) Why did Tennessee choose orange as their team color?
.........You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday,and picking up trash along the highways the rest of the week