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<blockquote data-quote="Jogeephus" data-source="post: 615681" data-attributes="member: 4362"><p>I've been taking a night class in Victimology and I'd like to take this opportunity to clear the air for us rednecks. It ain't right that many of you have no clue what a redneck is and you are apparantly confusing rednecks with White Trash.(I'm typing real slow for you Canadians up there :mrgreen: ) So what I'd like to do is to devote this post to the edumaction of you unedumated folks that don't know what White Trash is.</p><p></p><p>If you are white trash:</p><p></p><p>You are sure the last verse in the national anthem is; "start your engines".</p><p>You have been divorced at least twice and still have the same inlaws.</p><p>You think "loading the dishwasher" means getting your wife drunk</p><p>The Salvation Army declines your mattress.</p><p>You were shooting pool when any of your children were born.</p><p>Your school fight song was "Dueling Banjos."</p><p>Your wife has ever said, "Come move this transmission so I can take a bath."</p><p>You've ever given rat traps as gifts.</p><p>You clean your fingernails with a stick.</p><p>You've ever hit a deer with your car, deliberately.</p><p>Your mother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.</p><p>You keep a can of RAID on your kitchen table.</p><p>You've totaled every car you've ever owned.</p><p>There has ever been crime-scene tape on your bathroom door.</p><p>You ever got too drunk to fish. (this one is debatable)</p><p>You consider the fifth grade your senior year.</p><p>Directions to your house include, "Turn off the paved road."</p><p>The dog can't watch you eat without gagging.</p><p>Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.</p><p>You think the French Riviera is a foreign car</p><p>You prefer car keys to Q-Tips.</p><p>You've ever financed a tattoo.</p><p>The gas pedal in your car is shaped like a bare foot.</p><p>You've ever bought a used hat.</p><p>You've ever been involved in a custody fight over a dog.</p><p>You're considered an expert on worm beds.</p><p>You think a subdivision is part of a math problem.</p><p>Your stove is on the porch and your lawn chairs are in the kitchen.</p><p>"Bambi" made you hungry for rabbit.</p><p>You learned to drive in a monster truck.</p><p>You spit chewing tobacco in the plants.</p><p>Your wedding reception included a beer brunch.</p><p>You believe books are bad luck.</p><p>You believe all-star wrestling should be an Olympic competition.</p><p>You recycle motor oil by moving it from the car to the truck.</p><p>You think a "thesaurus" was a dinosaur.</p><p></p><p>I hope I learnt you summin! ;-)</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Jogeephus, post: 615681, member: 4362"] I've been taking a night class in Victimology and I'd like to take this opportunity to clear the air for us rednecks. It ain't right that many of you have no clue what a redneck is and you are apparantly confusing rednecks with White Trash.(I'm typing real slow for you Canadians up there :mrgreen: ) So what I'd like to do is to devote this post to the edumaction of you unedumated folks that don't know what White Trash is. If you are white trash: You are sure the last verse in the national anthem is; "start your engines". You have been divorced at least twice and still have the same inlaws. You think "loading the dishwasher" means getting your wife drunk The Salvation Army declines your mattress. You were shooting pool when any of your children were born. Your school fight song was "Dueling Banjos." Your wife has ever said, "Come move this transmission so I can take a bath." You've ever given rat traps as gifts. You clean your fingernails with a stick. You've ever hit a deer with your car, deliberately. Your mother has "ammo" on her Christmas list. You keep a can of RAID on your kitchen table. You've totaled every car you've ever owned. There has ever been crime-scene tape on your bathroom door. You ever got too drunk to fish. (this one is debatable) You consider the fifth grade your senior year. Directions to your house include, "Turn off the paved road." The dog can't watch you eat without gagging. Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand. You think the French Riviera is a foreign car You prefer car keys to Q-Tips. You've ever financed a tattoo. The gas pedal in your car is shaped like a bare foot. You've ever bought a used hat. You've ever been involved in a custody fight over a dog. You're considered an expert on worm beds. You think a subdivision is part of a math problem. Your stove is on the porch and your lawn chairs are in the kitchen. "Bambi" made you hungry for rabbit. You learned to drive in a monster truck. You spit chewing tobacco in the plants. Your wedding reception included a beer brunch. You believe books are bad luck. You believe all-star wrestling should be an Olympic competition. You recycle motor oil by moving it from the car to the truck. You think a "thesaurus" was a dinosaur. I hope I learnt you summin! ;-) [/QUOTE]
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