Chuck Norris

[Ryan]

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com

For those who know and/or love Chuck Norris, this could be the all-time greatest website ever. I was laughing so hard the other night that I had tears.

Enjoy!

Ryan

 

[D.R. Cattle]

Well he seems alright, but I'd like to see him walk in my boots for a day or three. For starters he'd be bowlegged as all get out from riding a thick cow pony. He'd probably whine about the cow manure in his hair and beard. And that mean old steer probably has more drop kicks up his sleeve than Chuckie.

 

[Herefordcross]

What's the big fascination with Chuck Norris. This is cattletoday.com not ChuckNorris.com

 

[chrisy]

What's the big fascination with Chuck Norris. This is cattletoday.com not ChuckNorris.com

coffee shop seems anything goes, cattle stuff is on the other boards, but this Chuck Norris guy you need to get out more, or it could be the difference in our English humour ;-) :lol: :lol:

 

[Anonymous]

i'd say the ol boy needs a haircut and a good shave

 

[Ryan]

Dangit Ryan! You beat me to it! I love Chuck Norris, he's my hero. that is the best website ever. These are some of my favorites.

I love that website. Amazing. I was going to post some of my favorites, but I couldnt dwindle my list down enough, I'd be on here all night, and half the day tomorrow just posting some fo them.

A buddy of mine submitted this one, not sure if it made it or not but I like it:
Chuck Norris does not yield to oncoming traffic.

Ryan

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

 

[memanpa]

We all know he didnt really kick bruces butt more like the other way around.

did they actually GET it on
if you know it all check it out! i have or is this another one of your idiotic posts

 

[googly_moogly]

Ryan,
I just want to say thank you for showing me the Chuck Norris website. I will in fact never foget it. For people that actually have a sence of humor like myself, this is a life changing website. Thank you for everything,
The Moggeld Googe

 

[cmjust0]

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest.

Chuck Norris won by FIVE.

 

[googly_moogly]

Cmjust0,
I forgot about that one but that is in fact, the funniest thing i have ever read. Thanks for that.
Googly

 

[Scout]

Just wanted to say 'thanks' for the additions to the list of Chuck Norris facts...they're hilarious.

My personal favorite is "Chuck Norris doesn't sleep; he waits"

 

[OK Jeanne]

I didn't check out the website - but it's my understanding
Ryan, that Chuck is from Ryan,Okla....right along the red river.

 

[Ryan]

I didn't check out the website - but it's my understanding
Ryan, that Chuck is from Ryan,Okla....right along the red river.

OK Jeanne,
You just made my night. I had to confirm it online, and it is true. That could be the single greatest Chuck Norris fact of all time, and I thank you for it.

Ryan

 

[memanpa]

Mema and pa. Your an idiot for sure. Chuck norris was bruce lees student. Heck anyone that knows anything about martial arts knows that. Bruce kicked his butt in a movie real good for him. Course that was all choreographed and what not but when it comes to martial arts bruce lee was the real deal. Check out his autobiography on dvd "Bruce Lee, A warriors journey." Before being a film star Bruce street fought with knives, chains, etc. on the streets of hong kong. I dont think chuck ever did that. Plus bruce got in trouble with the so called Grand Masters of Chinese Kung Fu for teaching westerners martial arts. So they challenged him to a fight. The deal was if Bruce won he would get to teach westerners as he pleased. If he lost he had to never teach westerners again. The "grand masters" Sent the best they had. Bruce lee had him out for the count in a matter of seconds. He was one bad dude. Bruce was also the only person that could knock you flat on your a$$ with a 1 inch punch lets see chuck do that.

TTCLM
the question was DID THEY EVER GET IT ON!
you failed to provide proof they actually ever fought other than in movies.