chrisy joke.......... be prepared!!!!!!!!!

[chrisy]

>> >
>> >
>> > A man is driving along a highway
>> > and sees a hare jump out
>> > across the middle of the road.
>> > He swerves to avoid hitting it,
>> > but unfortunately
>> > the hare jumps right in front of the car.
>> >
>> > The driver,
>> > a sensitive man as well as an animal lover,
>> > pulls over and gets out to see
>> > what has become of the hare.
>> >
>> > Much to his dismay,
>> > the hare is dead.
>> >
>> > The driver feels so awful
>> > that he begins to cry.
>> >
>> > A beautiful blonde woman
>> > driving down the highway
>> > sees a man crying on the
>> > side of the road
>> > and pulls over.
>> >
>> > She steps out of her car and asks the man what's
wrong.
>> >
>> > "I feel terrible," !
>> > he explains,
>> > "I accidentally hit this hare
>> > and killed it."
>> >
>> > The blonde says,
>> > "Don't worry."
>> >
>> > She runs to her car
>> > and pulls out a spray can.
>> >
>> > She walks over to the limp, dead hare,
>> > bends down,
>> > and sprays the contents onto the hare.
>> >
>> > The hare jumps up,
>> > waves its paw at the two of them
>> > and hops off down the road.
>> >
>> > Ten feet away the hare stops,
>> > turns around and waves again,
>> > he hops down the road another 10 feet,
>> > turns and waves, hops another ten feet, turns and
waves,
>> > and repeats this again and again and again,
>> > until he hops out of sight.
>> >
>> > The man is astonished.
>> >
>> > He runs over to the woman and demands,
>> > "What is in that can?
>> > What did you spray on that hare?"
>> >
>> > The woman turns the can around
>> > so that the man can read the label.
>> >
>> > It says..
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > (Are you ready for this?)
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > (Are you sure?)
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >

xx
>> >
>> >
>> > (This is bad!)
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > (It's definitely a Blonde Joke!)
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > (You know you could just click off
>> > and not read the punch line....)
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > (You can still delete it)
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > (Last chance)
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > (OK, here it is)
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > It says,
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > "Hair Spray -
>> > Restores life to dead hair,
>> > and adds permanent wave."
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >

 

[*Cowgirl*]

 

[mnmtranching]

Yup, :stop: :roll: :lol:

 

[Tommy Ruyle]

:shock: :? :? :? :? :?

 

[cattleluvr18]

:lol2:

 

[ga. prime]

:lol: Good effort, chrisy. :lol:

 

[chrisy]

did warn you it was bad, a blonde telling a blonde joke what did you expect. :?: :?: :lol: