Chineese Sick Leave

[la4angus]

Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work

today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I not come work."

The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I
feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex.

That makes everything better and I can go to work. You try that."

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and
I feel great.

I be at work soon. You got pretty wife and nice house!!

 

[Medic24]

aaaahhhhhh soooooooo :lol: :lol:

 

[dun]

When the Wong family had their first baby it was white. Mr Wong really got steamed but Mrs. Wong said that it had to be his child. His response was "Two Wongs don't make a white"

dun

 

[MULDOON]

When the Wong family had their first baby it was white. Mr Wong really got steamed but Mrs. Wong said that it had to be his child. His response was "Two Wongs don't make a white"

dun

BOO HISS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Craig-TX]

When the Wong family had their first baby it was white. Mr Wong really got steamed but Mrs. Wong said that it had to be his child. His response was "Two Wongs don't make a white"

Did the Wongs name the kid Sum Ting?

Hardy harr harrrrr

Craig-TX

 

[Cattle Rack Rancher]

You know why they don't have any phones in China?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs that somebody might Wing the Wong number.

I wonder if the Boss's wife thought Wong was Hung Phat.

 

[MULDOON]

Have ya seen the new Chinese cook book?

101 ways to wok your dog!!

 

[greatgerts]

Too much!!!! Good laughs!

 

[docgraybull]

The eye doctor told Mr. Wong that he had a cataract. To which Mr. Wong replied, "Oh no doctor, me no have cadarac, me have rincun".

 

[cowgirl580]

:lol: :lol: :lol: good one. i've got some. hope no one is offended.

1. Virginity like bubble, one prick - all gone.
2. Man who run in front of car get tired.
3. Man who run behind car get exhausted.
4. Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
5. Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
6. Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
7. Man with one chopstick go hungry.
8. Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
9. Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
10. Baseball is wrong; man with four balls cannot walk.
11. Panties not best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth.
12. War does not determine who is right; war determine who is left.
13. Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
14. Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
15. It take many nails to build crib, only one screw to fill it.
16. Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
17. Man who stand on toilet is high pot.
18. Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
19. Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
20. Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
21. Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

aren't fwds great?

 

[MULDOON]

Confusious Say: Eating cookies in bed is a very crumby habit!

 

[jerry27150]

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