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<blockquote data-quote="Bez&amp;gt;" data-source="post: 410857" data-attributes="member: 6007"><p>I once drove the ultimate chic magnet.</p><p></p><p>I showed up at the California International Airshow one morning - in a pair of jeans - cut off below the knee - some flip flops and a ratty old T-shirt that asked - "Want some? - Anytime Baby!"</p><p></p><p>I walked past some killer babes at about 0800 and said hello - they gave me the - "*&%$*&^%$ off you dirty old man!" look.</p><p></p><p>I walked over to my vehicle - fired it up and did a 15 minute airshow practise. When I landed the babes were all over me. Literally had to crawl up on the wing to get away.</p><p></p><p>Every morning I had messages taped to the aircraft. And some fairly explicit photos as well.</p><p></p><p>And yes - every night I went home to my very nice hotel room and slept alone and quite comfortable in that king sized bed.</p><p></p><p>Seems a lot of women like Hornets and are ready to jump into the rack with a driver.</p><p></p><p>Heck - you want to catch my eye you had better be a person who actually has the ability to carry on a conversation - because as my old Daddy said to me once:</p><p></p><p>"No matter how hot they are son - some day you are going to wake up and realize you have to talk to her!"</p><p></p><p> :lol: :lol: </p><p></p><p>A pair of great tits and a great asss are nice to look at - but they do not last forever - and sooner or later you have to talk to them! And they better be able to carry on an intelligent conversation.</p><p></p><p>Bez></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Bez>, post: 410857, member: 6007"] I once drove the ultimate chic magnet. I showed up at the California International Airshow one morning - in a pair of jeans - cut off below the knee - some flip flops and a ratty old T-shirt that asked - "Want some? - Anytime Baby!" I walked past some killer babes at about 0800 and said hello - they gave me the - "*&%$*&^%$ off you dirty old man!" look. I walked over to my vehicle - fired it up and did a 15 minute airshow practise. When I landed the babes were all over me. Literally had to crawl up on the wing to get away. Every morning I had messages taped to the aircraft. And some fairly explicit photos as well. And yes - every night I went home to my very nice hotel room and slept alone and quite comfortable in that king sized bed. Seems a lot of women like Hornets and are ready to jump into the rack with a driver. Heck - you want to catch my eye you had better be a person who actually has the ability to carry on a conversation - because as my old Daddy said to me once: "No matter how hot they are son - some day you are going to wake up and realize you have to talk to her!" :lol: :lol: A pair of great tits and a great asss are nice to look at - but they do not last forever - and sooner or later you have to talk to them! And they better be able to carry on an intelligent conversation. Bez> [/QUOTE]
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