Change Redneck to American

[dun]

It is time to change from REDNECK humor to TRUE AMERICAN Humor! Only I don't see it as Humor, but the correct way to LIVE YOUR LIFE ! If you feel the same, pass this on to your True American friends. Ya'll know who ya' are...

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God."

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival."

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You bow your head when someone prays.

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always have.

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You've never burned an American flag.

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend.

 

[flaboy-]

Amen! Plus

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if you work for a living as opposed to seeking welfare.

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if you don't receive food stamps.

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if you didn't enter the country through a tunnel.

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if you believe in these rules.

 

[ALACOWMAN]

man i got a little drunk and sentimental yesterday afternoon. went wandering in places i went as a kid down by the river and the woods were i would fish and hunt without any restrictions slowly changing though. aint nothing like growing up in a free country ;-)
we should all be thankfull

 

[Cabo]

I guess that we all complain sometimes but we all should be thankful. All we have to do is look at any other country.

 

[rkm]

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN even if you recieve food stamps or some other type welfare. I know there is a lot abuse to our welfare system, but there there are a lot of good people who need our assistance. Be glad your not in their shoes.

 

[cmjust0]

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN even if you recieve food stamps or some other type welfare.

You wouldn't believe how many people I know who are dead set against any form or fashion of "welfare" because the service was bad back when they "needed" it... It's even funnier to hear them talk about all the "losers" and "leaches" they had to mingle with when they had to physically go to a welfare office and do paperwork...

It's like they honestly never considered that all those "losers and leaches" they met didn't think the exact same thing about them!

It would be funny if it weren't absolutely true... :roll: Humans never cease to amaze me..

 

[msscamp]

Amen, Dun! :clap: :clap: :clap: