Caustic Quotes Part III

[aplusmnt]

Figured I would update the Caustic Quotes with Part III. Pretty sure there is no repeats from Part I & II.

· Might post your number NASA might want to contact you and study your skull to be used on the bottom of the shuttle never burn up again

· You have a long row to hoe

· Mrs. Burno is half Indian and bulldog if she ain't takin a hunk out of my a$$ I am being scalped

· Son what you have is a dilemma kinda of like your mother-in-law just drove your new Chevy off a cliff

· It has rained so much here the ducks are giving swimming lessons to the chickens

· was like an OEEE bird thats a bird that flys in circles and when his head goes up his butt he hollers Oeee its dark in here

· I was beginning to think you were kinda sharp like a double bit axe back to the grindstone

· remember everything looks pretty fat but a woman and a hunting dog

· Papers that are not on a roll don't mean anything to me

· I prefer bib overalls blue jeans are like a cheap motel no ball room

· half timers is kicking in

· Does anyone have a belt handy

· Hay fields are just like women you always got to pettin, lovin , and fussin over it or it will up and leave you.

· But even a blind hog will find an acorn once in awhile

· I have come to the conclusion you are like teats on a boar hog serve no purpose

· don't know whether to wind there butt or wipe there watch

· My cattle can't read I am working on it

· you are after a frog hide in his billfold

· If that bull is full limo I am a Japanese airline pilot

· so now you are taking your little red wagon to the house don't forget your ball.

· Our skeeters are big enough to breed the turkeys.

· that gasoline engine wouldn't pull a sick cat out of a culvert

· Boys if y'all ain't figured it out this dog is not going to hunt

· Time to pee on the fire and call the dogs this hunt is over

· between my neighbor and I we could repair the crack of dawn but it still has cost.

· Always had a problem with those all Hat no Cattle Cowboys

· One of the reasons I hate elections and a new person in office it is a heck of a lot easier to keep a fat hog fat than to fatten up a skinny one

· Experience is a tough teacher, she gives the test first then comes the lesson

· This is like trying to push a rope uphill

· the boy is as screwed up as a soup sandwich

· After being told to Kiss someones A$$ His reply--à From what I have read I could pick any spot and I would be on target

· This guys mule is in the ditch and his wagon has turned over and spilled all his marbles.

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[Crowderfarms]

You missed one... hit with a wet Possum.

 

[backhoeboogie]

You missed one... hit with a wet Possum.

I am pretty sure I know that feeling all to well. That's one of those things you don't ever want to experience again!

 

[SPRINGER FARMS MURRAY GRE]

In the same vein...my old pappy always said "mother nature screwed up....should have made man to shed his balls instead of his teeth....never outgrow the need for your teeth". Also, "These skeeters are big enough to stand flat footed and rape a hen turkey". and "never could figure out why a man would cultivate on his face what grows wild on his ass". ;-) :lol: