Caustic Quotes Part II

[aplusmnt]

Got chapter two finished for my Caustic quotes.

· just because you have a 20 watt bulb in a 100 watt socket

· in the future I will type them slower for just you

· its ok if you think slow just read the post slow.

· You are kinda like the little boy that kissed the calf on the ass everybody has there own taste.

· his skull is like a flashlight, a place to hold dead batteries

· you just have to get like bark on a tree with money

· who is spouting garbage richer than thee feet up a bulls ass

· I would like to see that math also Ok if I sit beside you, I have a Roy Rogers lunch kit.

· Harder than a whores heart

· Love Is like the morning dew just as soon settle on a horse turd as a rose

· pride rode out a horseback and comes back afoot

· I might rule the roost but I know who rules the rooster

· I am sorry if you are one of them gopher types that has to set in a cubicle.

· See I also have a lot of stock in a feedlot called Fidelity got to keep check of them critters

· Time is the best teacher unfortunately it kills all us

· Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of

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· We know women are like horses you have to ride them hard and often or they will get sorry.

· To plow the field you have to get the mules attention first

· innoculate with a 44 cal

· Box of 22 Long rifles maybe two depending on your shootin ability would cure that cat problem right up

· The only bath mine are getting is crossing the creek.

· little ducks make good coyote turds

· This is a tough business that requires tough people

· I like to know the metal of a man I am dealing with is he a fighter or a victim

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[milkmaid]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I always enjoy Caustic's one-liners. :lol2:

Where was Part I?

 

[aplusmnt]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I always enjoy Caustic's one-liners. :lol2:

Where was Part I?

Here is a link to Part I

http://cattletoday.com/forum/viewtopic. ... highlight=

 

[aplusmnt]

I think one of my favorites has to be "innoculate with a 44 cal"

Been noticing alot of them involve guns, killing and Stupid People. Liberals would hate him!

 

[MikeC]

I like the one about the feist dog feeling his butthole wiggle.

 

[Workinonit Farm]

I like the one about the feist dog feeling his butthole wiggle.

That one cracks me up every time I see it! :lol: :lol:

Katherine

 

[endebt]

Y'all laugh at these but some of the new to cattle need to read and understand some of them. They are words to live by.

 

[backhoeboogie]

I think one of my favorites has to be "innoculate with a 44 cal"

Been noticing alot of them involve guns, killing and Stupid People. Liberals would hate him!

Now that would be a sight. Caustic in a room full of liberals. Somebody film it when it happens.

 

[Workinonit Farm]

I think Caustic has outdone himself this time. There is now a new one to add to the list.

"If ignorance is bliss, then you must be orgasmic".

Priceless!! :lol:

Katherine

 

[jaydill]

I think Caustic has outdone himself this time. There is now a new one to add to the list.

"If ignorance is bliss, then you must be orgasmic".

Priceless!! :lol:

Katherine

Was just about to post that one myself. :lol:

 

[aplusmnt]

I think Caustic has outdone himself this time. There is now a new one to add to the list.

"If ignorance is bliss, then you must be orgasmic".

Priceless!! :lol:

Katherine

Will have to add that one to my list, wondering if I right a book of one liners from Caustic, would I have to share the profits with him?

 

[Workinonit Farm]

Will have to add that one to my list, wondering if I right a book of one liners from Caustic, would I have to share the profits with him?

It probably wouldn't hurt. Sounds fair, he gives the lines, you write them.

Yeah, I think you two would make a good team. ;-)

Katherine

 

[lakading]

Will have to add that one to my list, wondering if I right a book of one liners from Caustic, would I have to share the profits with him?

You would have to recoup your costs first. ;-)

 

[dj]

heres another for the list;

The problem with coyotes is they are smarter than 98% of the people after them.

 

[Miss Daisy]

I think one of my favorites has to be "innoculate with a 44 cal"

Been noticing alot of them involve guns, killing and Stupid People. Liberals would hate him!

I am pretty sure he would want liberals to hate him!!