frenchie
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A prosperous cattle buyer was summoned to his attorney's office...
"Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?" the lawyer said.
"Give me the bad news first." said the cattle buyer.
"Your wife found a picture worth a million dollars." said the lawyer.
"That's the bad news?" laughed the cattle buyer. "I can't wait to hear the terrible news."
The lawyer replied, "Oh, I think you can... the terrible news is that the picture is of you and your secretary!"
"Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?" the lawyer said.
"Give me the bad news first." said the cattle buyer.
"Your wife found a picture worth a million dollars." said the lawyer.
"That's the bad news?" laughed the cattle buyer. "I can't wait to hear the terrible news."
The lawyer replied, "Oh, I think you can... the terrible news is that the picture is of you and your secretary!"
