RebelCritter
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Flaboy liked to frequent the old swimming hole but was never able to attract the girls.
He decided to ask his friend Warpaint for advice.
"It's those big baggy swimming trunks that make you look like an old fool..
They're years outta style. Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Speedos, about two sizes too little, and drop a fist-sized tater down inside them. I'm telling ya man...you'll have all the babes you want!"
The following weekend, Flaboy hits the swimming hole with his spanking new tight Speedos, and his fist-sized potato.
Everybody at the swimming hole was disgusted as he walked by, covering their faces, turning away, laughing, looking sick!
Flaboy went back to his buddy Warpaint and asked him, "What's wrong now?"
"Lard-Almighty Flaboy!" said Warpaint, "the tater goes in the front!"
He decided to ask his friend Warpaint for advice.
"It's those big baggy swimming trunks that make you look like an old fool..
They're years outta style. Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Speedos, about two sizes too little, and drop a fist-sized tater down inside them. I'm telling ya man...you'll have all the babes you want!"
The following weekend, Flaboy hits the swimming hole with his spanking new tight Speedos, and his fist-sized potato.
Everybody at the swimming hole was disgusted as he walked by, covering their faces, turning away, laughing, looking sick!
Flaboy went back to his buddy Warpaint and asked him, "What's wrong now?"
"Lard-Almighty Flaboy!" said Warpaint, "the tater goes in the front!"
