Jogeephus
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Barrack Obama walked into a branch of Bank of America to cash a check. As he approached the cashier he said "Good morning, could you please cash this check for me"?
Cashier: "It would be my pleasure Sir. Could you please show me your ID?"
Barrack: "Well I didn’t bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to. I am Barrack Obama, the president of the United States!!!"
Cashier: "I’m sorry, but with all the new federal banking regulations forced upon us by Homeland Security, the FBI and the Department of Treasury I must insist on proof of identity."
Barrack: "Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am."
Cashier: "I am sorry Mr. President but these are the bank rules and I must follow them."
Barrack: "I need this check cashed."
Cashier: "Perhaps there’s another way: One day Bill Dance came into the bank without ID. To prove he was who he said he was he pulled out his fishing rod and performed the most beautiful spot cast you've ever seen and the lure landed in a coffee cup on the other side of the building. With that cast we knew him to be Bill Dance and we cashed his check.
Another time, Tiger Woods came in without ID. He pulled out his putter and made a fabulous putt across the floor of the building. With that spectacular putt we cashed his check. So sir, what can you do to prove that you, and only you, are who you say you are?"
Barrack stood there thinking...........
and finally said: "Honestly, I can't think of a single thing I'm good at."
Cashier: "Will that be large or small notes, Mr. President?"
Cashier: "It would be my pleasure Sir. Could you please show me your ID?"
Barrack: "Well I didn’t bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to. I am Barrack Obama, the president of the United States!!!"
Cashier: "I’m sorry, but with all the new federal banking regulations forced upon us by Homeland Security, the FBI and the Department of Treasury I must insist on proof of identity."
Barrack: "Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am."
Cashier: "I am sorry Mr. President but these are the bank rules and I must follow them."
Barrack: "I need this check cashed."
Cashier: "Perhaps there’s another way: One day Bill Dance came into the bank without ID. To prove he was who he said he was he pulled out his fishing rod and performed the most beautiful spot cast you've ever seen and the lure landed in a coffee cup on the other side of the building. With that cast we knew him to be Bill Dance and we cashed his check.
Another time, Tiger Woods came in without ID. He pulled out his putter and made a fabulous putt across the floor of the building. With that spectacular putt we cashed his check. So sir, what can you do to prove that you, and only you, are who you say you are?"
Barrack stood there thinking...........
and finally said: "Honestly, I can't think of a single thing I'm good at."
Cashier: "Will that be large or small notes, Mr. President?"
