chrisy
Well-known member
Cannibals
A large corporation recently hired several cannibals. "You are all part of
our team now," said the HR rep during the welcoming briefing. "You get all
the
usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but
please - don't eat any of the other employees."
The cannibals promised they would not. Four weeks later their boss
remarked, "You're all working very hard, and I'm satisfied with your work.
However, one of our secretaries has disappeared. Do any of you know what
happened to her?"
The cannibals all shook their heads "No".
After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to the
others "Which one of you morons ate the secretary?" A hand rose hesitantly.
"You fool," the leader continued. "For four weeks we've been eating
managers
and no one noticed anything. But NO-OOOOO... you had to go and eat someone
who
actually does something!"
A large corporation recently hired several cannibals. "You are all part of
our team now," said the HR rep during the welcoming briefing. "You get all
the
usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but
please - don't eat any of the other employees."
The cannibals promised they would not. Four weeks later their boss
remarked, "You're all working very hard, and I'm satisfied with your work.
However, one of our secretaries has disappeared. Do any of you know what
happened to her?"
The cannibals all shook their heads "No".
After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to the
others "Which one of you morons ate the secretary?" A hand rose hesitantly.
"You fool," the leader continued. "For four weeks we've been eating
managers
and no one noticed anything. But NO-OOOOO... you had to go and eat someone
who
actually does something!"
not for young eyes or ears.
