Can someone teach me Russian?

[Alan]

Just saw an ad for dating Russian women at the top of the page, she looks magical... you know like an elf. :roll: :lol:

 

[Nesikep]

I'm willing to learn with you. I have an adblocker so I can't see the ad, I'll take your word for it though.

 

[Alan]

We are a go Comrade!

 

[TexasBred]

Just saw an ad for dating Russian women at the top of the page, she looks magical... you know like an elf. :roll: :lol:

ROTCHACOKOFF :lol:

 

[Nesikep]

Strange, that's not what most of the advertising says

 

[Dave]

Alan, the problem with that plan is that when your present wife catches wind of it she will take you for at least half of everything you own. Then when you get this beautiful Russian gal over here, she will only hang around long enough to get a green card. Then she will leave taking at least half of everything you own. This leaves you with less than 25% of what you have now. Which means you will be watching the Ducks play on a 15 inch screen TV while sitting on a Goodwill chair in a rented studio apartment in downtown Portland. And not in the good part of town either (if there is such a thing).

It is best to leave the playing with Russian women to us career single men. We know how to out smart them at their own game.

 

[skyhightree1]

Alan, Just message her this " Я хочу, чтобы ваших малышей. " its russian Then tell her this " Я приведу вам все свои деньги. " It will make her very happy.

 

[Alan]

Just saw an ad for dating Russian women at the top of the page, she looks magical... you know like an elf. :roll: :lol:

ROTCHACOKOFF :lol:

:lol: :lol: ain't that the truth.

 

[Alan]

Alan, the problem with that plan is that when your present wife catches wind of it she will take you for at least half of everything you own. Then when you get this beautiful Russian gal over here, she will only hang around long enough to get a green card. Then she will leave taking at least half of everything you own. This leaves you with less than 25% of what you have now. Which means you will be watching the Ducks play on a 15 inch screen TV while sitting on a Goodwill chair in a rented studio apartment in downtown Portland. And not in the good part of town either (if there is such a thing).

It is best to leave the playing with Russian women to us career single men. We know how to out smart them at their own game.

you give my finances too much credit, I would be under a bridge on 82nd listening to the ducks on a old double A radio hoping the batteries held out ..... sorry honey it was a joke! :shock:

 

[ANAZAZI]

Alan, Just message her this " Я хочу, чтобы ваших малышей. " its russian Then tell her this " Я приведу вам все свои деньги. " It will make her very happy.

This should be suficient. :lol2: :lol2: :clap:

 

[pdfangus]

I wanna see the ad......

All I got was Flo from Progressive insurance looking at me....

 

[greybeard]

You get whatever ad your cookies and more often than not, what your browsing history says you are interested in PDF. It's ok if you've been looking for insurance quotes but makes ya wonder what Alan has been searching for........

 

[greybeard]

I'm willing to learn with you. I have an adblocker so I can't see the ad, I'll take your word for it though.

Get with the program!!

 

[lavacarancher]

Just saw an ad for dating Russian women at the top of the page, she looks magical... you know like an elf. :roll: :lol:

ROTCHACOKOFF :lol:

Must be a new Russian STD.

Alan, you don't need to speak Russian, just show her money which is the universal language of "love" (or lust).

 

[Dave]

Alan, the problem with that plan is that when your present wife catches wind of it she will take you for at least half of everything you own. Then when you get this beautiful Russian gal over here, she will only hang around long enough to get a green card. Then she will leave taking at least half of everything you own. This leaves you with less than 25% of what you have now. Which means you will be watching the Ducks play on a 15 inch screen TV while sitting on a Goodwill chair in a rented studio apartment in downtown Portland. And not in the good part of town either (if there is such a thing).

It is best to leave the playing with Russian women to us career single men. We know how to out smart them at their own game.

you give my finances too much credit, I would be under a bridge on 82nd listening to the ducks on a old double A radio hoping the batteries held out ..... sorry honey it was a joke! :shock:

Alan, I thought I should clue you in. When you are living under the 82nd street bridge, on Thursday evenings you can get a free meal under the Burnside Bridge. They also pass out free cloths and you can get in line for a hair cut if you are getting shaggy. They even have a dentist to cure any tooth aches you have. Pretty slick deal. Of course on Friday through Wednesday you are on your own but I am sure there are other places around town to get a free meal.

 

[greybeard]

They gotta leave a few days open for 'em to get the free phones and another day for the methadone clinics....

 

[Chuckie]

Alan, just send her a picture of you sitting on your horse with your shirt off. Get a better looking horse than Putin is riding. He looks like he is riding his little sister's horse.
Muss the horses mane and tail up to make him look tough too.

 

[greybeard]

Alan, just send her a picture of you sitting on your horse with your shirt off. Get a better looking horse than Putin is riding. He looks like he is riding his little sister's horse.
Muss the horses mane and tail up to make him look tough too.

That will work for the horse-----but what about Alan????????/

 

[Chuckie]

He could find him a Fabio wig. :lol2: