Can always get a good laugh on craigslist

[CalumetFarms]

So many things wrong here...

 

[MurraysMutts]

Dear gawd

What's that white feathered thing? Veal?

 

[Dave]

I didn't know that Angus/Jersey cross was Wagyu. I will have to tell B. He has about 250 Wagyu cows. Does ET and AI raising big dollar breeding stock. And here we find out all he had to do was breed some Angus/Jersey.

 

[Travlr]

I wonder where they get their scales calibrated...

 

[coachg]

If those 2 weigh what he said that chicken goes about 250 lbs

 

[cjhames]

I saw an ad on CL the other day that advertised “free manure.” All you had to do to get it was bring a scoop shovel, a manure rake, a truck and a strong back. I emailed them and thanked them for the morning chuckle. I got a reply back that simply said “what was so funny?”

 

[branxchar&charx]

Oof. That was a rough read.

 

[sstterry]

I think I see some lobsters in the background also. One-stop gourmet meal at that guy's place.

 

[Hereford2]

Thank you for posting, I laughed so hard I almost cried

 

[Hpacres440p]

I think I see some lobsters in the background also. One-stop gourmet meal at that guy's place.

Caviar factories

 

[TexasRancher]

1,000. lb bull yearling?...that chicken standing next to him must be 200 lbs. Great advertisement on wagyu meat...but they both look like black angus to me. Breeding them?...are you sure they aren't from the same sire?

 

[TexasRancher]

If those 2 weigh what he said that chicken goes about 250 lbs

Hey, that was my thought too...on the chicken...we think the same.

 

[chaded]

Well the secret is out now I guess. It’s called HyperHeterosis. Angus x jersey gets you wagyu. To maximize this crossbreeding fully you need to do a three way cross with either the chicken or the pig. That meat would easily go for 500-700 per pound.

 

[Buck Randall]

I saw an ad on CL the other day that advertised “free manure.” All you had to do to get it was bring a scoop shovel, a manure rake, a truck and a strong back. I emailed them and thanked them for the morning chuckle. I got a reply back that simply said “what was so funny?”

I guess I don't get it either. Demand for manure is so high they should probably charge.

 

[MurraysMutts]

Well the secret is out now I guess. It’s called HyperHeterosis. Angus x jersey gets you wagyu. To maximize this crossbreeding fully you need to do a three way cross with either the chicken or the pig. That meat would easily go for 500-700 per pound.

They probly used Bluetooth technology. It's all the latest rage. The Bluetooth will infuse the wagyu genes by means of wireless transmission.

I guess I don't get it either. Demand for manure is so high they should probably charge.

Different regions huh?
Some folks likes they poop!

 

[Dusty Britches]

Someone showed me an electric hammer from Craigslist the other day. It was a wood handled framers hammer with an extension cord taped to the end of the handle. Funny as heck.

 

[Rafter S]

I wonder where they get their scales calibrated...

Maybe the pictures are two years old . . . or three.

 

[coachg]

I have really messed up ! I have sold 4 angus x Jersey/ Wagyu calves out of my nurse cow . Not knowing I was sitting on a gold mine .

 

[BFE]

Needs a turkey and a duck too. Maybe a chukar. Cow hog turducken chucking.