Calves and kids.

[Sir Loin]

Calves and kids.

This morning I got a late start. So I was about a ½ hr late feeding my calves.
As I walked to the infirmary my new runt calf came to meet me, as he always does.
When he stopped in front of me he gave me an upward head butt you wouldn’t believe.
YEP! Right in the groin and me with a bucket of milk in each hand.
Little bugger almost lifted me and the milk off the ground.
He then looked at me as if to say, “that’s what you get for being late with my breakfast“.

Today we have my 3 yo grand daughter staying with us.

She came out of the bedroom, walked up to within 3 feet of me,looked up and pointed her little finger up at me and said:
Grandpa, you didn’t put the seat down, I got my butt wet.

And that’s how my day started.

SL

 

[Nesikep]

HAHAHAHA... I thought though granddaughter was going to say something about the bunt

 

[KNERSIE]

Time for a nap now, otherwise it will only get worse...

 

[Sir Loin]

Here is a pic of all three little devils!

 

[chrisy]

Here is a pic of all three little devils!

those are three good looking cute children...I hate the toilet seat left up...must be a girl thing,

 

[Sir Loin]

Re:

...I hate the toilet seat left up...must be a girl thing,

It is!
In my house anytime I head to the bathroom I hear “PUT THE SEAT UP”.
Then when a girl goes to the bathroom I hear “ learn to put the seat down.

To which I usually respond, make up your D mind, do you want it UP or DOWN?
Women ?????????????????????
SL

 

[chrisy]

Re:

...I hate the toilet seat left up...must be a girl thing,

It is!
In my house anytime I head to the bathroom I hear “PUT THE SEAT UP”.
Then when a girl goes to the bathroom I hear “ learn to put the seat down.

To which I usually respond, make up your D mind, do you want it UP or DOWN?
Women ?????????????????????
SL

nothing worse than a man not putting the seat up to pee,..... and then not putting it down again if he does..
although in my house I find I am fighting a loosing battle as there's two against one. :frowns:

 

[VanC]

by VanC » Sat Apr 18, 2009 6:15 pm

I've never understood all the hubub over the toilet seat thing. Is there something in a woman's genetic code that prevents her from checking the toilet seat before going to the bathroom? It's what my wife does. It's what I do. We've never said one word about it. Pretty simple, huh?"

 

[3waycross]

by VanC » Sat Apr 18, 2009 6:15 pm

I've never understood all the hubub over the toilet seat thing. Is there something in a woman's genetic code that prevents her from checking the toilet seat before going to the bathroom? It's what my wife does. It's what I do. We've never said one word about it. Pretty simple, huh?"

I do not and will not ever get this toliet seat thing. If I follow my wife into the bathroom I do not EVER find the seat back up, not do I expect to. If I follow myself into the bathroom and need it down I lower it. I have only sat down in there with it up once in my life and it was pitch dark and I was fairly drunk.

If I was a woman I would be hard pressed to constantly complain that I needed someone to lower a toliet seat so that i wouldn't sit in the toliet. Kinda like saying I am a retard please look after me every moment of every day cause I am too stupid to put the seat down. That's my .............. :2cents:

I am sure it will get me slaughtered on here :frowns:

 

[VanC]

by VanC » Sat Apr 18, 2009 6:15 pm

I've never understood all the hubub over the toilet seat thing. Is there something in a woman's genetic code that prevents her from checking the toilet seat before going to the bathroom? It's what my wife does. It's what I do. We've never said one word about it. Pretty simple, huh?"

I do not and will not ever get this toliet seat thing. If I follow my wife into the bathroom I do not EVER find the seat back up, not do I expect to. If I follow myself into the bathroom and need it down I lower it. I have only sat down in there with it up once in my life and it was pitch dark and I was fairly drunk.

If I was a woman I would be hard pressed to constantly complain that I needed someone to lower a toliet seat so that i wouldn't sit in the toliet. Kinda like saying I am a retard please look after me every moment of every day cause I am too stupid to put the seat down. That's my .............. :2cents:

I am sure it will get me slaughtered on here :frowns:

Kinda the way I feel. Some people, men and women, just like to complain I guess. Vic, you probably will catch some heat but I've got your back on this one. :nod:

The complaint I've heard most often is "If I get up in the middle of the night it's dark and I can't see." Answer: Put a dam nightlite in the bathroom. If that's not an option, use your sense of touch. The toilet will usually be in the same place it was the last time you used it.

 

[alisonb]

As kids we were taught to put the seat down and close the lid(when we were finished that is ), so it was the responsibility of the individual to make the choice of up, down or whatever they preferred.

 

[chrisy]

It's not a complaint or a moan, about using the toilet, it just looks more tidy if the lid is closed. and if there are any smells they are contained in the loo and not around the bathroom/house.

 

[3waycross]

As kids we were taught to put the seat down and close the lid(when we were finished that is ), so it was the responsibility of the individual to make the choice of up, down or whatever they preferred.

:tiphat: as it should be!

 

[TennesseeTuxedo]

"the loo"

I just love that.

Lid down, case closed.

 

[Sir Loin]

chrisy

"the loo"

Where were you when I was playing a game called “ What is this?”
and posted the pic I just sent to your PM.
Which got my knuckles cracked by the adm.

When you get the answer, NOT THE PICTURE, post it here so I know you got it.

I think the last I played “ What is this?
We stopped with this one, which no one got.

SL

 

[hillsdown]

As kids we were taught to put the seat down and close the lid(when we were finished that is ), so it was the responsibility of the individual to make the choice of up, down or whatever they preferred.

:tiphat: as it should be!

That is the way we were raised as well A, so I expect the same here, but never complain. I also have my own bathroom so it is always just the way I left it, usually messy :lol:

The only thing that will annoy me to no end is someone peeing all over the toilet and the floor. If you cannot aim properly ,then please have a seat ;-)

 

[Sir Loin]

HD

Re:

If you cannot aim properly ,then please have a seat

NOPE! We men will just go out on the back porch and water the bushes. Thank you.
So when we head in that direction don’t ask “where are you going? What are you going to do? :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Kathie in Thorp]

That is one of the "priceless" stories, SirLoin, that you need to document somewhere!

 

[Sir Loin]

Kathie,
Re:

SirLoin, that you need to document somewhere!

I just did!
Is there a chance you’re blond???
SL

 

[Sir Loin]

Kathie,
Re:

need to document somewhere

OK, here I am at my finest.
How is this for documentation ?

I lived at one location for 15 years and the houe was for sale. While I was there I researched my family history.
And I got to thinking that was a lot of work, What if someone in the distant future is trying to track me down to my final resting place. Hummmm?
Then I thought what if there becomes a national data base for DNA and some kids out there somewhere want to find their real father to know where they came from. ( snicker snicker )

So here is what I did.

When an offer came in on the house I put a “deed restriction” clause in it and the buyers agreed to it.
The deed restriction was that the buyer were not to cut down the one only old pine tree on the property, for a period of 1 year, as the tree had sentimental value in that it reminded me of my heritage which is as follows:
At closing I presented my att. with all the research I had done and it is now recorded in the deeds office of public record for that county. All 24 pages of it!!
That should make iteasy for someone in the future, don’t ya think.
Of course the county file clerk went :bang:
SL