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<blockquote data-quote="TLCfromARK" data-source="post: 32175" data-attributes="member: 198"><p>Here's another one I found deep in a old folder, hope you enjoy it. ;-) </p><p></p><p>Subject: A Female Horth?</p><p>>></p><p>> A guy calls his buddy the horse rancher and says he's sending a friend</p><p>></p><p>> over to look at a horse. The buddy says, "How will I recognize him?"</p><p>></p><p>>> "That's easy. He's a midget with a speech impediment."</p><p>></p><p>>> So, the midget shows up, and the guy asks him if he's looking for male or female horse.</p><p>>></p><p>> The midget answers, "A female horth." So he shows him a prized filly.</p><p>></p><p>>> "Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth"? So the guy picks up the midget</p><p>></p><p>> and he gives the horse's eyes the once over.</p><p></p><p>> "Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth"? So he picks the little fella up</p><p>></p><p>> again, and shows him the horse's ears.</p><p></p><p>> "Nith earzth. Can I see her mouf"? The rancher is getting pretty</p><p>></p><p>> irritated by this point, but he picks him up again and shows him the</p><p>horse's mouth.</p><p>></p><p>> "Nice mouf, can I see her twat"?</p><p>></p><p>> Totally irritated at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arm and</p><p>> jams the midget's head as far as he can into horse's you-know-what, pulls him out and slams him on the ground. The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing.</p><p>></p><p>> "Perhapth I should rephrathe that. Can I thee her wun awound a widdle</p><p>></p><p>> bit"?</p><p>></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="TLCfromARK, post: 32175, member: 198"] Here's another one I found deep in a old folder, hope you enjoy it. ;-) Subject: A Female Horth? >> > A guy calls his buddy the horse rancher and says he's sending a friend > > over to look at a horse. The buddy says, "How will I recognize him?" > >> "That's easy. He's a midget with a speech impediment." > >> So, the midget shows up, and the guy asks him if he's looking for male or female horse. >> > The midget answers, "A female horth." So he shows him a prized filly. > >> "Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth"? So the guy picks up the midget > > and he gives the horse's eyes the once over. > "Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth"? So he picks the little fella up > > again, and shows him the horse's ears. > "Nith earzth. Can I see her mouf"? The rancher is getting pretty > > irritated by this point, but he picks him up again and shows him the horse's mouth. > > "Nice mouf, can I see her twat"? > > Totally irritated at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arm and > jams the midget's head as far as he can into horse's you-know-what, pulls him out and slams him on the ground. The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing. > > "Perhapth I should rephrathe that. Can I thee her wun awound a widdle > > bit"? > [/QUOTE]
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