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TLCfromARK

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Here's another one I found deep in a old folder, hope you enjoy it. ;-)

Subject: A Female Horth?
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> A guy calls his buddy the horse rancher and says he's sending a friend
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> over to look at a horse. The buddy says, "How will I recognize him?"
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>> "That's easy. He's a midget with a speech impediment."
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>> So, the midget shows up, and the guy asks him if he's looking for male or female horse.
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> The midget answers, "A female horth." So he shows him a prized filly.
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>> "Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth"? So the guy picks up the midget
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> and he gives the horse's eyes the once over.

> "Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth"? So he picks the little fella up
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> again, and shows him the horse's ears.

> "Nith earzth. Can I see her mouf"? The rancher is getting pretty
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> irritated by this point, but he picks him up again and shows him the
horse's mouth.
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> "Nice mouf, can I see her twat"?
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> Totally irritated at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arm and
> jams the midget's head as far as he can into horse's you-know-what, pulls him out and slams him on the ground. The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing.
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> "Perhapth I should rephrathe that. Can I thee her wun awound a widdle
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> bit"?
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:lol: :lol:

i have a friend who loves to tell that joke!
 

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