Here are some of the ones I like.
Vote Democrat. Its easier than thinking.
Keep working, millions on welfare depend on you.
Annoy a liberal, work hard and be happy.
For Sale: French Army Rifle
Clean; never fired. Dropped once.
This is America, and I will not "press 1" for English.
Why is Mars a barren wasteland? Ask a liberal and they'll say George W. Bush.
Liberalism, socialism, communism. Is there a difference?
