Rustler9
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Bubba, a furniture dealer from Georgia, decided to expand the line of
furniture in his store, so he decided to go to Paris to see what he could find.
After arriving in Paris he met with some manufacturers and selected a
line that he thought would sell well back home in Georgia.
To celebrate the new acquisition, he decided to visit a small bistro
and have a glass of wine. As he sat enjoying his wine, he noticed that
the small place was quite crowded, and that the other chair at his table
was the only vacant seat in the house.
Before long, a very beautiful young Parisian girl came to his table,
asked him something in French (which he did not understand), and motioned
toward the chair. He invited her to sit down.
He tried to speak to her in English, but she did not speak his
language so, after a couple of minutes of trying to communicate with
her, he took a napkin and drew a picture of a wine glass and showed it to her.
She nodded, and he ordered a glass of wine for her.
After sitting together at the table for a while, he took another napkin,
and drew a picture of a plate with food on it, and she nodded. They
left the bistro and found a quiet cafe that featured a small group playing
romantic music. They ordered dinner, after which he took another napkin
and drew a picture of a couple dancing. She nodded, and they got up to
dance. They danced until the cafe closed and the band was packing up.
Back at their table, the young lady took a napkin and drew a picture
of a four-poster bed.
To this day, Bubba has no idea how she figured out he was in the furniture business.
furniture in his store, so he decided to go to Paris to see what he could find.
After arriving in Paris he met with some manufacturers and selected a
line that he thought would sell well back home in Georgia.
To celebrate the new acquisition, he decided to visit a small bistro
and have a glass of wine. As he sat enjoying his wine, he noticed that
the small place was quite crowded, and that the other chair at his table
was the only vacant seat in the house.
Before long, a very beautiful young Parisian girl came to his table,
asked him something in French (which he did not understand), and motioned
toward the chair. He invited her to sit down.
He tried to speak to her in English, but she did not speak his
language so, after a couple of minutes of trying to communicate with
her, he took a napkin and drew a picture of a wine glass and showed it to her.
She nodded, and he ordered a glass of wine for her.
After sitting together at the table for a while, he took another napkin,
and drew a picture of a plate with food on it, and she nodded. They
left the bistro and found a quiet cafe that featured a small group playing
romantic music. They ordered dinner, after which he took another napkin
and drew a picture of a couple dancing. She nodded, and they got up to
dance. They danced until the cafe closed and the band was packing up.
Back at their table, the young lady took a napkin and drew a picture
of a four-poster bed.
To this day, Bubba has no idea how she figured out he was in the furniture business.
