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Bubba and Junior were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.
A woman walked by and asked what they were doing.
"We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba, "but we don't have a ladder."
The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, measured and said, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away.
Junior shook his head and said, with a laugh, "Ain't that just like a dumb blonde! We asked for the height, and she gives us the length!"
A woman walked by and asked what they were doing.
"We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba, "but we don't have a ladder."
The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, measured and said, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away.
Junior shook his head and said, with a laugh, "Ain't that just like a dumb blonde! We asked for the height, and she gives us the length!"
