Breaking News From Pakistan

[Crowderfarms]

This Just In.

Warning from Pakistan
This Afternoon from a cave in Pakistan-Taliban Minister of Migration, Mohamed Patel, warned the U.S. that if Military action against Iraq does not cease, Taliban officials will cut off America's supply of convenience store clerks, and Motel owners.
If this action does not yield sufficient results, Cab drivers will be next.
It's getting Ugly.

 

[Wilson_Cattle_Company]

:shock:

ROFL I spit my pop all over the office... LMAO!!!

 

[msscamp]

This Just In.

Warning from Pakistan
This Afternoon from a cave in Pakistan-Taliban Minister of Migration, Mohamed Patel, warned the U.S. that if Military action against Iraq does not cease, Taliban officials will cut off America's supply of convenience store clerks, and Motel owners.
If this action does not yield sufficient results, Cab drivers will be next.
It's getting Ugly.

Oh No!! :shock: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

 

[Mahoney Pursley Ranch]

Gosh how will AMERICA ever make it :?: :roll:

 

[msscamp]

Gosh how will AMERICA ever make it :?: :roll:

It's going to be very difficult, but I'm sure we will muddle through!

 

[I Love Beefies]

I'm with msscamp....it can be done
All we have to do is tell ourselves "we can do it" I know at first it is going to be hard after all we'll have to learn how to sell pre-paid phone cards, cheap looking body jewerly and designer knock-off perfumes not to mention keeping the single beers iced down and remembering to chance the incents that we are burning. Oh yeah and the biggest challenge, of all you guys will have to learn how to impress and try to pick up on every blonde haired blue eyed woman that walks into your store!

We can do it.....have faith.

 

[Susie David]

:roll: wait until they get unionized....