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Are there really people out there this STUPID?

(On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.)
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,"
--Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
--Mariah Carey

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life,"
--Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign .

"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,"
--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
--Al Gore, Vice President Come on this guy had to have bought that Nobel right?

"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix."
--Dan Quayle We knew all along this guy was a dim wit.

"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."
--Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina
 
MistyMorning":1nu7lb6v said:
flaboy":1nu7lb6v said:
Are there really people out there this STUPID?
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Yes, Sergon is really spelled SURGEON. :lol:
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Ding, Ding, Ding....Musty in the morning gets the prize. First to catch on! I was really expecting something like "pot calling the kettle black" though. :lol:
 
flaboy":fo98iiie said:
MistyMorning":fo98iiie said:
flaboy":fo98iiie said:
Are there really people out there this STUPID?
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Yes, Sergon is really spelled SURGEON. :lol:
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Ding, Ding, Ding....Musty in the morning gets the prize. First to catch on! I was really expecting something like "pot calling the kettle black" though. :lol:
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Well...........the thought did cross my mind. :P Oh and would you ever quit calling me Musty! I'm thinking of changing my username already. :roll:
 
Misty wrong thing there asking fla to stop something....he'll go on more now.....

can relate to the last one....the Department of Health and Social Security that deals with pensions here, kept sending me back my fathers Pension Book, after I had sent it back letting them know he had Died, they kept saying he may need it. duh!
 
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chrisy":2sjm2d80 said:
Misty wrong thing there asking fla to stop something....he'll go on more now.....

can relate to the last one....the Department of Health and Social Security that deals with pensions here, kept sending me back my fathers Pension Book, after I had sent it back letting them know he had Died, they kept saying he may need it. duh!
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Chrisy, his doctors had assured me they had his meds right this time.:shock: What a bunch of quacks! There is only one MD I can think of that can help him now. Sure wish he would show up and get to work. ;-)
 

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