Bobby Lee

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A small zoo in Arkansas obtained a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle. Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available.


Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of Bobby Lee Walton, a redneck part-time worker responsible for cleaning the animal cages. Bobby Lee, like most rednecks, had little sense but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of any species. Herein, the Zoo Keeper thought they might have a solution. Bobby Lee was approached with a proposition: Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for $500.00? Bobby Lee showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully. The following day, he announced that he would accept their offer, but only under five conditions:
"First," Bobby Lee said, "I ain't gonna kiss her on the lips." The Keeper quickly agreed to this condition.
"Second," he said, "she must wear a 'Dale Earnhardt Forever' T-Shirt." The Keeper again readily agreed to this condition.
"Third," he said, "you can't never tell no one about this." The Keeper again readily agreed to this condition.
"Fourth," Bobby Lee said, "I want all the children raised Southern Baptist." Once again it was agreed.
"And last," Bobby Lee said, "I'll need another week to come up with the $500.00."



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upfrombottom":2ocetmeb said:
A small zoo in Arkansas obtained a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle. Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available.


Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of Bobby Lee Walton, a redneck part-time worker responsible for cleaning the animal cages. Bobby Lee, like most rednecks, had little sense but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of any species. Herein, the Zoo Keeper thought they might have a solution. Bobby Lee was approached with a proposition: Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for $500.00? Bobby Lee showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully. The following day, he announced that he would accept their offer, but only under five conditions:
"First," Bobby Lee said, "I ain't gonna kiss her on the lips." The Keeper quickly agreed to this condition.
"Second," he said, "she must wear a 'Dale Earnhardt Forever' T-Shirt." The Keeper again readily agreed to this condition.
"Third," he said, "you can't never tell no one about this." The Keeper again readily agreed to this condition.
"Fourth," Bobby Lee said, "I want all the children raised Southern Baptist." Once again it was agreed.
"And last," Bobby Lee said, "I'll need another week to come up with the $500.00."



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I think he lives down the road from you. Pine Grove :lol: :lol:
 
upfrombottom":fot98ey1 said:
A small zoo in Arkansas obtained a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle. Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available.


Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of Bobby Lee Walton, a redneck part-time worker responsible for cleaning the animal cages. Bobby Lee, like most rednecks, had little sense but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of any species. Herein, the Zoo Keeper thought they might have a solution. Bobby Lee was approached with a proposition: Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for $500.00? Bobby Lee showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully. The following day, he announced that he would accept their offer, but only under five conditions:
"First," Bobby Lee said, "I ain't gonna kiss her on the lips." The Keeper quickly agreed to this condition.
"Second," he said, "she must wear a 'Dale Earnhardt Forever' T-Shirt." The Keeper again readily agreed to this condition.
"Third," he said, "you can't never tell no one about this." The Keeper again readily agreed to this condition.
"Fourth," Bobby Lee said, "I want all the children raised Southern Baptist." Once again it was agreed.
"And last," Bobby Lee said, "I'll need another week to come up with the $500.00."



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And you guys from Arkansas have the nerve to talk about guys from Missouri
I don't think so
I did bid on a fence job one time for the new worlds largest zoo
they were just gonna fence in Arkansas but then Bill got elected and vetoed that project :lol: :lol:
 
This could be frightning or interesting.......... Some people would consider this as beastiality and yet others who believe in reincarnation would simply see it as kind of reproducing the 'missing link' :shock: .
 
alisonb":1fal7i3x said:
This could be frightning or interesting.......... Some people would consider this as beastiality and yet others who believe in reincarnation would simply see it as kind of reproducing the 'missing link' :shock: .
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Alison you need to quit thinkin so hard about some of this stuff :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
alisonb":3jdfxrrv said:
This could be frightning or interesting.......... Some people would consider this as beastiality and yet others who believe in reincarnation would simply see it as kind of reproducing the 'missing link' :shock: .
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You ain't from around here, are you? :???: :lol: :lol:


You den mothers don't go getting upset.I'm joking with her.She understands I am. (I hope :???: ).
 
3waycross":i8f2ltzu said:
Alison you need to quit thinkin so hard about some of this stuff
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You're so right :help: .
Ryder":i8f2ltzu said:
You ain't from around here, are you?
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You do realise that you're going to have to qualify you question don't you Ryder, otherwise I'm gonna be thinking all kinds of stuff :P .
 
alisonb":1gkt46ul said:
This could be frightning or interesting.......... Some people would consider this as beastiality and yet others who believe in reincarnation would simply see it as kind of reproducing the 'missing link' :shock: .
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Some "Bobby Lee's" would be up to reproducing the "missing link" . Some other Bobbys might cause the human race to slide back, evolutionally speaking.
 

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