Blonde Jigsaw Puzzle

[Tommy Ruyle]

John gets a call from his very blonde girlfriend Buffy.

"I've got a problem," says Buffy.

"What's the matter?" asks John.

"Well, I bought this Jigsaw Puzzle, but it's too hard. None of the pieces fit together, and I can't find any edges."

"What's the picture of?" asks John.

"It's of a big rooster," replies Buffy.

"All right, I'll come over and have a look."

So he goes over to Buffy's house, and she greets him by saying "Thanks for coming over." Buffy leads John into her kitchen and shows him the jigsaw puzzle on the kitchen table.

John looks at the puzzle and then turns to her and says, "For heavens sake Buffy, put the Cornflakes back in the box."

 

[Beefy]

i wonder if aplus cleans computer screens?

 

[chrisy]

I resemble that remark, I like puzzles, and blonde but by no means dumb. ;-) :roll:

 

[cowgirl580]

I resemble that remark, I like puzzles, and blonde but by no means dumb. ;-) :roll:

that only works in england i guess, 'cuz over here, well......., you get the idea. ;-) LOL.

 

[1848]

I resemble that remark, I like puzzles, and blonde but by no means dumb. ;-) :roll:

Is that correct "english"....from England?

So I guess you like blonde, and don't like dumb?..:shock: :lol:

 

[chrisy]

I resemble that remark, I like puzzles, and blonde but by no means dumb. ;-) :roll:

Is that correct "english"....from England?

So I guess you like blonde, and don't like dumb?..:shock: :lol:

it is correct 'English' from England.
sorry worded that wrong I am blonde but I am not dumb, incorrect sometimes but not dumb.

the others are:

'Scottish' from Scotland never Scotch as that is a drink it is 'Scots'

'Welsh' from Wales.....and 'Irish' from Ireland

 

[gabz]

the others are:

'Scottish' from Scotland never Scotch as that is a drink it is 'Scots'

'Welsh' from Wales.....and 'Irish' from Ireland

And... Japanese from japan, Chinese from China, ???
Hongkongese from Hong Kong? :?: :roll:

Good Joke.