Blonde Genies

[Crowderfarms]

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GET BLONDE GENIES?

A white guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp
partially buried in the sand.

He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub.

Two blonde genies appear, and they tell him he has been granted three
wishes.

The guy makes his three wishes and the blonde genies disappear.

The next thing the guy knows, he's in a bedroom, in a mansion,
surrounded by 50 beautiful women.

He makes love to all of them and begins to explore the house.

Suddenly he feels something soft under his feet, he looks down and the
floor is covered in $100 bills. Then, there's a knock at the door.

He answers it and standing there are two persons dressed in Ku Klux Klan
outfits.

They drag him outside to the nearest tree, throw a rope over a limb and
hang him by the neck until he's dead.

As the Klansmen are walking away, they remove their hoods; it's the two
blonde genies.

One blonde genie says to the other one," I can understand the first wish
having all these beautiful women in a big mansion to make love to.
I can also understand him wanting to be a millionaire.

But why he wanted to be hung like a black man is beyond me."

 

[msscamp]

Crowder, where do you find these jokes?

 

[Rookie]

:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

 

[bigbull338]

falls over laughing.thats a good 1.scott

 

[Medic24]

Oh my... one I will take to tell at church on Sunday........lol ;-) :cboy:

 

[Champ]

I've watched this board for about 2 months since i knew my family was getting into the cattle biz. Really enjoyed it to. I know must take the good things with the bad but,.................
This makes me not want to come back.

 

[Crowderfarms]

I've watched this board for about 2 months since i knew my family was getting into the cattle biz. Really enjoyed it to. I know must take the good things with the bad but,.................
This makes me not want to come back.

Lighten up. Was not to offend anyone. Your best bet is stay under the other categories.As this one does not pertain to the Cattle Business. Sorry if it upset you.

 

[RainMan]

I've watched this board for about 2 months since i knew my family was getting into the cattle biz. Really enjoyed it to. I know must take the good things with the bad but,.................
This makes me not want to come back.

Get over it. Or move on.

Great Joke....passing this one on.

 

[la4angus]

I've watched this board for about 2 months since i knew my family was getting into the cattle biz. Really enjoyed it to. I know must take the good things with the bad but,.................
This makes me not want to come back.

There is plenty of other material on this board to read. If you don't like the jokes skip over them.

 

[Beefy]

Take what you like. leave the rest.

 

[Medic24]

Gees, if that poor fella was offended by the joke (an excellent one I may add, I told to my very BLONDE wife whom laughed as well!) Imagine reading some of my comments................yikes!

Ok, here is a thought...allow me to pervert this joke a bit....read it, think about it and let me know what ya think......


Was a fellow who found a lamp along the beach one day, rubbed it and out came two blonde Genies, of course they offered 3 wishes......he made them. He was instantly transported to his new place that he wished for.................a 500 acre ranch , with 200 head of commercial cattle, a number of barns and other outbuildings to maintain, dozens of pieces of equipment to maintain as well, huge taxes, encrouching suburbs around him, large feed, fuel, and various other bills, a mortgage that would make Donald Trump wince, several operating loans, not to mention the fact that the weather can easily make or break his season.......................what would you think the two BLONDE genies would say after that?

maybe...........'Gee, We finally found some one dumber then us!' :roll: .

 

[memanpa]

good one!!!!!!!
sides still hurt after reading it!!!