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<blockquote data-quote="slick4591" data-source="post: 1318782" data-attributes="member: 16503"><p>True story:</p><p></p><p>Very early '77 I was a rookie with the county seat PD and was still riding with an FTO (field training officer). We had the occasion to happen upon a drunk fellow that we arrested. He was known to everyone as he was pretty much a regular, but no one told me. We get to book-in and I get the honors. I grab the paperwork and I'm trying to be very professional and all. When I get to the tattoos box I ask him about them and he started naming them off. When he's finished my FTO says "don't let him fool you, he's got another one". I asked him about that one and he says there's a fly on the end of his penis. Penis? He says yeah, when I get excited it turns into an eagle! Ha ha jokes on me and they didn't let up on me for another week or so.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="slick4591, post: 1318782, member: 16503"] True story: Very early '77 I was a rookie with the county seat PD and was still riding with an FTO (field training officer). We had the occasion to happen upon a drunk fellow that we arrested. He was known to everyone as he was pretty much a regular, but no one told me. We get to book-in and I get the honors. I grab the paperwork and I'm trying to be very professional and all. When I get to the tattoos box I ask him about them and he started naming them off. When he's finished my FTO says "don't let him fool you, he's got another one". I asked him about that one and he says there's a fly on the end of his penis. Penis? He says yeah, when I get excited it turns into an eagle! Ha ha jokes on me and they didn't let up on me for another week or so. [/QUOTE]
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