Big Feet

[Nowland Farms]

A lady goes into a Tennessee bar and sees a Tennessee cowboy with his feet propped up on the table. He has the biggest feet she has ever seen.

The woman asks the Tennessee cowboy if it's true what is said about Tennessee cowboys with big feet.

The Tennessee cowboy says, "It sure is, why not come with me over to my place and let me prove it to you?"

She figures why not, and so she stays the night.

The next morning she hands him a $100.00 bill.

Blushing, he stammers, "I'm very flattered, ain't nobody ever paid me for my services before."

To this the woman replied, "Well, don't be. Take this money and buy yourself some boots that fit!"

 

[Crowderfarms]

Nowland, You aint right.

 

[chrisy]

a case of Small, Medium and Liar. :lol2: :roll:

 

[Horticattleman]

:lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

 

[curtis]

I heard the same thing about women, big feet =big Puttin Pop, little feet=ALL Puttin Pop, especially the pretty girls from north Mn. and over sea's.
Reckon what size shoes 2 of our favorite posters wear? :lol: :lol:

 

[chrisy]

Oh! that would be telling. :help: :wave:

 

[Nowland Farms]

Nowland, You aint right.

Crowder, if the boot fits, wear it.

 

[MistyMorning]

I heard the same thing about women, big feet =big Puttin Pop, little feet=ALL Puttin Pop, especially the pretty girls from north Mn. and over sea's.
Reckon what size shoes 2 of our favorite posters wear? :lol: :lol:

Curtis, I'm starting to get a complex. Now which one are you the google[bot] or the yahoo[bot]? :shock: