Bez - Took Your Advice

[inyati13]

Bez, I saw the urgency of your recommendation that I seek help. I stopped at Dr. Shoebert Fredrick's office, Mental Health Specialist, on the way home from the farm today. They got me in on an emergency basis.

He ask why I was there. I informed him that I have been posting on Cattle Today and a user there who enjoys my posts so much wanted to help me.

Shoebert ask, "help you do what?" I said I wasn't sure. He said ok, this will be simple, I will run every post on Cattle Today made in the last two years through my computer and it will provide a complete analysis of everyone's mental health.

Twenty minutes later he returned. He said it is remarkable. The level of mental health on that forum is higher than any I have ever analyzed, must be the cow effect. I said, "to he$$ with them, am I going to make it?' He said you are fine, but have the Bez guy call me.

 

[highgrit]

Jezz, not again. :lol2:

 

[skyhightree1]

Jezz, not again. :lol2:

LOL I think the Masterlock is getting warmed up or the next disappearing act.

 

[inyati13]

Jezz, not again. :lol2:

LOL I think the Masterlock is getting warmed up or the next disappearing act.

Sky, ain't gonna lock this down. Everyone is having fun except Bez and he just needs to remember the only vacancy they had when I registered was CLOWN. I wanted to be a lion tamer too, but those vacancies were all filled.

 

[cow pollinater]

I wanted to be a lion tamer too,

The local zoo was looking to fill a position for a lion tamer as the lion had eaten the last guy. The only two applicants were a beautiful young blond girl in a trench coat and not much else and an out of work transient cowboy living out of his truck.
The zoo keeper asked who wanted to go first and the girl giggled and stepped into the pen. The lion came roaring out of his cave and the zookeeper and cowboy watched with horror as the lion charged at the girl. Just before the lion leaped at her, she opened her trenchcoat, giggled and gave a little wiggle. The lion landed at her feet in a crouch and began to purr and caress her body lovingly with his tongue.

"So, can you beat that?" the zookeeper asked the cowboy. "Yes sir" he replied... "But first I need you to get your lion out of there."

 

[inyati13]

I wanted to be a lion tamer too,

The local zoo was looking to fill a position for a lion tamer as the lion had eaten the last guy. The only two applicants were a beautiful young blond girl in a trench coat and not much else and an out of work transient cowboy living out of his truck.
The zoo keeper asked who wanted to go first and the girl giggled and stepped into the pen. The lion came roaring out of his cave and the zookeeper and cowboy watched with horror as the lion charged at the girl. Just before the lion leaped at her, she opened her trenchcoat, giggled and gave a little wiggle. The lion landed at her feet in a crouch and began to purr and caress her body lovingly with his tongue.

"So, can you beat that?" the zookeeper asked the cowboy. "Yes sir" he replied... "But first I need you to get your lion out of there."

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Anonymous]

I wanted to be a lion tamer too,

The local zoo was looking to fill a position for a lion tamer as the lion had eaten the last guy. The only two applicants were a beautiful young blond girl in a trench coat and not much else and an out of work transient cowboy living out of his truck.
The zoo keeper asked who wanted to go first and the girl giggled and stepped into the pen. The lion came roaring out of his cave and the zookeeper and cowboy watched with horror as the lion charged at the girl. Just before the lion leaped at her, she opened her trenchcoat, giggled and gave a little wiggle. The lion landed at her feet in a crouch and began to purr and caress her body lovingly with his tongue.

"So, can you beat that?" the zookeeper asked the cowboy. "Yes sir" he replied... "But first I need you to get your lion out of there."

:lol: :lol: :clap:
That was funnnnnnyyy!

 

[inyati13]

Bez, I have to ask you one thing, what did you mean by this:

Bez quote, "Until then, I well and truly am done with you Bez"

Bez, what relationship did we have that is being ended? What was going on that is done? I don't recall any requests I made of you. You were not doing anything for me. I want those reading to know there is no relationship in writing or otherwise stated between the parties. Bez, you place far too much importance on yourself. The difference between me and you is that I know all I do here is get a few laughs, this statement tells me you really think you have some significance. Think about that. Really, really think about that, my friend. BTW, if you are ever down here, I still will stand good to buy you a good shot of Kentucky Whiskey. Promise. Lighten up. Enjoy life as much as you can. It goes too fast my friend. I been sitting here tonight and whether I need mental help or not, I am having fun.

 

[3waycross]

Bez, I have to ask you one thing, what did you mean by this:

Bez quote, "Until then, I well and truly am done with you Bez"

Bez, what relationship did we have that is being ended? What was going on that is done? I don't recall any requests I made of you. You were not doing anything for me. I want those reading to know there is no relationship in writing or otherwise stated between the parties. Bez, you place far too much importance on yourself. The difference between me and you is that I know all I do here is get a few laughs, this statement tells me you really think you have some significance. Think about that. Really, really think about that, my friend. BTW, if you are ever down here, I still will stand good to buy you a good shot of Kentucky Whiskey. Promise. Lighten up. Enjoy life as much as you can. It goes too fast my friend. I been sitting here tonight and whether I need mental help or not, I am having fun.

It means he can no longer see your posts. Don't kid yourself Ron he means it so stop wasting your time aiming remarks at him here he can no longer see them.

 

[highgrit]

I have very little sense of humor. But I get a good laugh reading some of Inyati's post myself.

 

[skeeter swatter]

Bez


It means he can no longer see your posts. Don't kid yourself Ron he means it so stop wasting your time aiming remarks at him here he can no longer see them.

You can do that? Is that what the foe button is for?

 

[TexasBred]

Bez


It means he can no longer see your posts. Don't kid yourself Ron he means it so stop wasting your time aiming remarks at him here he can no longer see them.

You can do that? Is that what the foe button is for?

Yessir.

 

[CottageFarm]

Apparently his opinion is rather important since you felt the need to address him personally :roll:

 

[dun]

Unlike some people when Bez says he is done with someone (or somthing) he is really done. Others could learn a lesson from him

 

[inyati13]

Unlike some people when Bez says he is done with someone (or somthing) he is really done. Others could learn a lesson from him

dun, when a person on a forum undertakes to provide another person personal uninvited counsel on matters of this nature, by my standards and principles that person is pompous and placing far too much importance on themselves.

Anyone who does a proper reading of Bez's posts can see that characteristic as clear as the sun setting on a clear day.

I don't have a photographic image of every transgression I have committed on this forum but I am going to assert that I don't draw firstblood. I will confess that some have decided to take offense. I cannot offend anyone, they have to chose to be offended.

I catch your meaning about being done. I did decide to leave CT recently, but I received a number of PMs that encouraged me not to. They were not praise but they were more on the order of "I enjoy your posts." I have no aspiration of coming to this forum to gather a flock of worshipers. So far I have been successful. I come to enjoy the entertainment. I enjoy the art of using words to be creative.

As my dear mom would say, "All I want is a little peace, is that too much to ask?"

 

[CottageFarm]

Unlike some people when Bez says he is done with someone (or somthing) he is really done. Others could learn a lesson from him

dun, when a person on a forum undertakes to provide another person personal uninvited counsel on matters of this nature, by my standards and principles that person is pompous and placing far too much importance on themselves.

Anyone who does a proper reading of Bez's posts can see that characteristic as clear as the sun setting on a clear day.

I don't have a photographic image of every transgression I have committed on this forum but I am going to assert that I don't draw firstblood. I will confess that some have decided to take offense. I cannot offend anyone, they have to chose to be offended.

I catch your meaning about being done. I did decide to leave CT recently, but I received a number of PMs that encouraged me not to. They were not praise but they were more on the order of "I enjoy your posts." I have no aspiration of coming to this forum to gather a flock of worshipers. So far I have been successful. I come to enjoy the entertainment. I enjoy the art of using words to be creative.

As my dear mom would say, "All I want is a little peace, is that too much to ask?"

:lol: :lol: :lol:
If that ain't the pot calling the kettle black. By posting on a public forum you are inviting comment, or counsel, by one and all.
Your own pomposity is on display in your last post. You are just unable to recognize it. Your intent to offend, is irrelevant to your ability to do so. By my standards, that makes your level of arrogance much higher than most.
Bez' level of arrogance is really no higher than anyone else's here. He is simply blunt and to the point, and calls them as he sees them.
Something you seem to take issue with, and feel the need to find affirmation of his offense from others here. But that's not really working out for you very well is it....

 

[Alan]

Let's see, he attacks TB and the focus is turned to him ...... Lots of action all centered around him. Things cool down but the craving is still there. Launches an attack on Bez. Subject craves attention.

Inyati, I don't find this amassing, I don't find this interesting, I just left feeling JUST A LITTLE sad for you. So not to confuse my sadness with anything else, it's the same as felling sad for a homeless person I walk by on the street, the sadness passes in a few paces. Your need for attention is sad.

 

[backhoeboogie]

Bez is not someone to go messing with. On top of that he is very highly respected - for many reasons. He's been around for a long time too.

Told you the other day that the best thing to do when you're in a rut is to stop digging.

 

[inyati13]

Unlike some people when Bez says he is done with someone (or somthing) he is really done. Others could learn a lesson from him

dun, when a person on a forum undertakes to provide another person personal uninvited counsel on matters of this nature, by my standards and principles that person is pompous and placing far too much importance on themselves.

Anyone who does a proper reading of Bez's posts can see that characteristic as clear as the sun setting on a clear day.

I don't have a photographic image of every transgression I have committed on this forum but I am going to assert that I don't draw firstblood. I will confess that some have decided to take offense. I cannot offend anyone, they have to chose to be offended.

I catch your meaning about being done. I did decide to leave CT recently, but I received a number of PMs that encouraged me not to. They were not praise but they were more on the order of "I enjoy your posts." I have no aspiration of coming to this forum to gather a flock of worshipers. So far I have been successful. I come to enjoy the entertainment. I enjoy the art of using words to be creative.

As my dear mom would say, "All I want is a little peace, is that too much to ask?"

:lol: :lol: :lol:
If that ain't the pot calling the kettle black. By posting on a public forum you are inviting comment, or counsel, by one and all.
Your own pomposity is on display in your last post. You are just unable to recognize it. Your intent to offend, is irrelevant to your ability to do so. By my standards, that makes your level of arrogance much higher than most.
Bez' level of arrogance is really no higher than anyone else's here. He is simply blunt and to the point, and calls them as he sees them.
Something you seem to take issue with, and feel the need to find affirmation of his offense from others here. But that's not really working out for you very well is it....

No, I see and I have more faith in people than you do. They see. Right now there are 66 users on this board, only 11 are registered. Don't think people don't see. Even those that subscribe to the culture here, see it in their heart. People see. People form opinions. I trust people not just the ones I hear.

 

[CottageFarm]

You SEE... what :???: :lol2:
You seem to have faith in people only so long as they find you amusing.
For anyone who doesn't you seem to have only contempt and an irrational need to individually and publicly attack them, so that you can garner yet more attention from those who still do find you amusing.

Again, your pomposity is on full display...along with a few other traits, perhaps you should return to the kind Dr. and be more honest with him.