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<blockquote data-quote="snake67" data-source="post: 976517" data-attributes="member: 17764"><p>I own three dogs - a couple of very friendly and obediant giant collie / shepherd mutts, a five month old and super smart border collie pup and unfortunately - my daughters lap dog - her fourth lap dog since she was a kid - is "boarding" here. Each lap dog she has owned has been a different breed. This one lives here while she studies nursing.</p><p></p><p>I am also in the market for a couple of Akbash dogs for predator protection.</p><p></p><p>So I do not dislike dogs.</p><p></p><p>The lap dog breed does not matter - in the end they really are all the same.</p><p></p><p>I am sure there will be a few who are not happy with my response - and I bet there are many that will either secretly or openly agree with me - so - here goes.</p><p></p><p>A good lap dog? Right!</p><p></p><p>Find one that does not yap at the drop of a feather and holler for three hours straight, one that does not crap on the floor, one that does not bite, one that can be trusted to not chew up anything that is left on the floor when you go to the next room, one that will not climb on the furniture, one that does not climb up on MY lap when I visit, one that actually listens rather than tells you to eff off because EVERYONE thinks "that is just so cute" - and finally - one that actually knows when to stop peeing on the floor.</p><p></p><p>I do not think there are very many - and you know I hear it all the time - "S/he does not bark all that much!" or "My dog is not like your typical lap dog".</p><p></p><p>As a visitor - trust me - your dog is EXACTLY like the typical lap dog - or possibly WORSE! LOL </p><p></p><p>The only person who can never see it - and will never believe it - is the dammed owner.</p><p></p><p>I have yet to meet a good lap dog. </p><p></p><p>Get a dog that has not had the brains bred out of it - and I have yet to meet a "morkie" or "pookie" or "snuffles" or "pinkie" or "muffie" that meets that requirement.</p><p></p><p>Next lap dog that hits this property gets shot before it makes it to the front door - and I am not kidding.</p><p></p><p>When this thing is finally gone - never again will one cast a shadow on my kitchen floor. Even if it is my daughter's dog.</p><p></p><p>If it is that wonderful a dog, I am sure someone else would be more than happy to take it. That way, they too can learn the joys of lap dogs.</p><p></p><p>Good luck my friend - you will need it. And do not say I did not warn you.</p><p></p><p>Merry Christmas!</p><p></p><p>Bez</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="snake67, post: 976517, member: 17764"] I own three dogs - a couple of very friendly and obediant giant collie / shepherd mutts, a five month old and super smart border collie pup and unfortunately - my daughters lap dog - her fourth lap dog since she was a kid - is "boarding" here. Each lap dog she has owned has been a different breed. This one lives here while she studies nursing. I am also in the market for a couple of Akbash dogs for predator protection. So I do not dislike dogs. The lap dog breed does not matter - in the end they really are all the same. I am sure there will be a few who are not happy with my response - and I bet there are many that will either secretly or openly agree with me - so - here goes. A good lap dog? Right! Find one that does not yap at the drop of a feather and holler for three hours straight, one that does not crap on the floor, one that does not bite, one that can be trusted to not chew up anything that is left on the floor when you go to the next room, one that will not climb on the furniture, one that does not climb up on MY lap when I visit, one that actually listens rather than tells you to eff off because EVERYONE thinks "that is just so cute" - and finally - one that actually knows when to stop peeing on the floor. I do not think there are very many - and you know I hear it all the time - "S/he does not bark all that much!" or "My dog is not like your typical lap dog". As a visitor - trust me - your dog is EXACTLY like the typical lap dog - or possibly WORSE! LOL The only person who can never see it - and will never believe it - is the dammed owner. I have yet to meet a good lap dog. Get a dog that has not had the brains bred out of it - and I have yet to meet a "morkie" or "pookie" or "snuffles" or "pinkie" or "muffie" that meets that requirement. Next lap dog that hits this property gets shot before it makes it to the front door - and I am not kidding. When this thing is finally gone - never again will one cast a shadow on my kitchen floor. Even if it is my daughter's dog. If it is that wonderful a dog, I am sure someone else would be more than happy to take it. That way, they too can learn the joys of lap dogs. Good luck my friend - you will need it. And do not say I did not warn you. Merry Christmas! Bez [/QUOTE]
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