Best automated phone message

[dun]

GOOD MORNING,

WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.

Press "1" for English.

Press "2" to disconnect until you have learned to speak English.

 

[warpaint]

:clap: :clap: :clap: :cowboy:

 

[Jogeephus]

Good One!!! Got a tip for you. I'm sure you have been on hold with the IRS before. It's so fun. Next time, give em a few minutes if they don't pick up, hang up and call again but this time chose the option for spanish - you'll get right through. :lol:

 

[ranchwife]

WoooooHooooo!!! Gonna have to put that one on my machine!! Nothing more annoying than answering the phone in the middle of supper and having some voice so heavily accented that you CANNOT understand them respond!!!! Gotta love my daughter, though.....she usually answers in her own 'accent' that just throws them for a loop!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[andybob]

GOOD MORNING,

WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.

Press "1" for English.

Press "2" to disconnect until you have learned to speak English.

Shouldn't that be;
Press 1 for American
Press 2 for English
Press 3 to disconnect untill you have learned to speak on of the former. ;-)

 

[msscamp]

GOOD MORNING,

WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.

Press "1" for English.

Press "2" to disconnect until you have learned to speak English.

I love it! :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

 

[Crowderfarms]

If Ya'll vote me in, I'll stop this nonsense. New law will be no options, as we'll all be speaking English. The ones too reluctant to learn will have all been deported. Oh and on a further note, U.S. Corporations will no longer be able to outsource their call centers to Packy-stan,Bombay, or any other foreign outfit. You'll be speaking with a red blooded American to help you with any questions/problems.

 

[chrisy]

If Ya'll vote me in, I'll stop this nonsense. New law will be no options, as we'll all be speaking English. The ones too reluctant to learn will have all been deported. Oh and on a further note, U.S. Corporations will no longer be able to outsource their call centers to Packy-stan,Bombay, or any other foreign outfit. You'll be speaking with a red blooded American to help you with any questions/problems.

Crowder come here and be our Primeminister we could use someone with those views here. Sorry we have inflicked Ken Livingstone on you over there but you can keep him, forget to send him back PLEASE.