Being observant

3waycross

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It's very important to observe.
Even then, you must believe none of what you see and half of what you
hear.
Worth the read

First-year students at a prestigious Vet school were receiving their first
anatomy class, with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the
surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor
started the class by telling them, "In Veterinary Medicine it is
necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: The first is that
you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal body." For an
example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the
butt of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth. "Go
ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The students freaked
out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a
finger in the anal opening of the dead cow and sucking on it. When every
one finished, the Professor looked at them and said, "The second most
important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked
on my index finger." "Now learn to pay attention. Life's tough, it's
even tougher if you're stupid.
 
TexasBred":dv90rxug said:
That had to be in California. :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :banana:


Dam I wish you hadn't said that. I actually changed it to read: a prestigious Vet school" The original said it was Texas A&M, sorry man didn't want to hurt your feelings.
 

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