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<blockquote data-quote="certherfbeef" data-source="post: 35793" data-attributes="member: 190"><p>From the State where drinking and driving is considered a sport, comes</p><p>a</p><p>> > true story from Milwaukee, Wisconsin.</p><p>> > Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a local neighborhood</p><p>bar.</p><p>> > Late in the evening the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so</p><p>> > intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the</p><p>parking</p><p>> > lot for a few minutes with the officer quietly observing. After what</p><p>> seemed</p><p>> > an eternity and trying his keys on five different vehicles, the man</p><p>> managed</p><p>> > to find his own car which he fell into.</p><p>> > He was there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar</p><p>> > and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and</p><p>off</p><p>> > (it was a dry night), flicked the hazard flasher on and off, tooted the</p><p>> > horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few</p><p>> > inches, reversed a little and then remained stationary for a few more</p><p>> > minutes as more patrons left in their vehicles. At last he pulled out of</p><p>> > the parking lot and started to drive slowly down the street.</p><p>> ></p><p>> > The police officer, having patiently waited all this time, now started</p><p>up</p><p>> > his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over</p><p>> > and carried out a Breathalyzer test. To his amazement the breathalyzer</p><p>> > indicated no evidence of the man having consumed alcohol at all!</p><p>> > Dumbfounded, the officer said "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to</p><p>the</p><p>> > Police station this Breathalyzer equipment must be broken."</p><p>> > I doubt it," said the man, "tonight I'm the designated decoy."</p><p> :roll: ;-) <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite9" alt=":eek:" title="Eek! :eek:" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":eek:" /> 8)</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="certherfbeef, post: 35793, member: 190"] From the State where drinking and driving is considered a sport, comes a > > true story from Milwaukee, Wisconsin. > > Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a local neighborhood bar. > > Late in the evening the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so > > intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking > > lot for a few minutes with the officer quietly observing. After what > seemed > > an eternity and trying his keys on five different vehicles, the man > managed > > to find his own car which he fell into. > > He was there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar > > and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off > > (it was a dry night), flicked the hazard flasher on and off, tooted the > > horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few > > inches, reversed a little and then remained stationary for a few more > > minutes as more patrons left in their vehicles. At last he pulled out of > > the parking lot and started to drive slowly down the street. > > > > The police officer, having patiently waited all this time, now started up > > his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over > > and carried out a Breathalyzer test. To his amazement the breathalyzer > > indicated no evidence of the man having consumed alcohol at all! > > Dumbfounded, the officer said "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the > > Police station this Breathalyzer equipment must be broken." > > I doubt it," said the man, "tonight I'm the designated decoy." :roll: ;-) :o 8) [/QUOTE]
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