From the State where drinking and driving is considered a sport, comes
a
> > true story from Milwaukee, Wisconsin.
> > Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a local neighborhood
bar.
> > Late in the evening the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so
> > intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the
parking
> > lot for a few minutes with the officer quietly observing. After what
> seemed
> > an eternity and trying his keys on five different vehicles, the man
> managed
> > to find his own car which he fell into.
> > He was there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar
> > and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and
off
> > (it was a dry night), flicked the hazard flasher on and off, tooted the
> > horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few
> > inches, reversed a little and then remained stationary for a few more
> > minutes as more patrons left in their vehicles. At last he pulled out of
> > the parking lot and started to drive slowly down the street.
> >
> > The police officer, having patiently waited all this time, now started
up
> > his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over
> > and carried out a Breathalyzer test. To his amazement the breathalyzer
> > indicated no evidence of the man having consumed alcohol at all!
> > Dumbfounded, the officer said "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to
the
> > Police station this Breathalyzer equipment must be broken."
> > I doubt it," said the man, "tonight I'm the designated decoy."
:roll: ;-)
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