Crowderfarms
Well-known member
I don't understand. After the last child was born,
my wife told me we had to cut back on expenses
and I had to give up drinking beer. I was not a
big drinker maybe a 12 pack on weekends.
Anyway, I gave it up, but when she came home
from grocery shopping today I noticed the receipt
showed $45 for makeup. I said, "Wait a minute I've
given up beer and you haven't given up anything!"
She said, "I buy that makeup for you, so I can
look pretty for you."
I told her, "Hell, that's what the beer was for!"
I don't think she'll be back.
my wife told me we had to cut back on expenses
and I had to give up drinking beer. I was not a
big drinker maybe a 12 pack on weekends.
Anyway, I gave it up, but when she came home
from grocery shopping today I noticed the receipt
showed $45 for makeup. I said, "Wait a minute I've
given up beer and you haven't given up anything!"
She said, "I buy that makeup for you, so I can
look pretty for you."
I told her, "Hell, that's what the beer was for!"
I don't think she'll be back.
