Beefsteaks:
Take out steaks from the freezer in the AM
Put two beefsteaks on a hot gas grill.
Turn the steaks over in 4 minutes
Cook till medium
Eat hot with knife and fork.
Don’t put anything at all on the beef. It is best the way mother nature made it with just a little heat.
Beefsteaks and sex:
Take out steaks from the freezer in the AM
E-mail a willing woman in the AM and ask her to drop by after work for dinner. Tell her that you are serving Black Angus beef.
When she arrives start blending a Margareta
While she leans against the counter in the kitchen sipping on the margarita. Cut some fresh pealed cucumber into a small boll and add some sweet rice vinegar. Place dish on table for her to snack on while you make the salad. If she offers to feed you a slice of cucumber while you hands are busy cooking, hurry and cook beefsteaks as described above and quit wasting time.
If not then turn on the oldies country music station and blend her another margarita. You might even add a little dancing with her as you take her the glass. If she acts like she wants to dance a little you can put on the steaks.
With the salad in the bolls and the taters in the microwave and the hot bread on the grill, take her out on the porch with you to cook the steaks.
With the steaks smelling right, the sun setting over the pastures and the cattle grazing by slowly stand close and wrap you arm around her as you point out the points of interest that you can see from the porch. This might just be a good time to steal a kiss if things are going right. Be careful and don’t over do it though you might burn the steaks.
Now that the beef is done, you got her relaxed, and a good salad, baked tater and a just right beefsteak on a candle lit table with soft country music it won’t be long and satisfaction is guaranteed. You can clean up the kitchen in the morning while she is in the shower.
Now picture the above with chicken. It just doesn’t work without the beef.
Beef it’s what’s for dinner.
Take out steaks from the freezer in the AM
Put two beefsteaks on a hot gas grill.
Turn the steaks over in 4 minutes
Cook till medium
Eat hot with knife and fork.
Don’t put anything at all on the beef. It is best the way mother nature made it with just a little heat.
Beefsteaks and sex:
Take out steaks from the freezer in the AM
E-mail a willing woman in the AM and ask her to drop by after work for dinner. Tell her that you are serving Black Angus beef.
When she arrives start blending a Margareta
While she leans against the counter in the kitchen sipping on the margarita. Cut some fresh pealed cucumber into a small boll and add some sweet rice vinegar. Place dish on table for her to snack on while you make the salad. If she offers to feed you a slice of cucumber while you hands are busy cooking, hurry and cook beefsteaks as described above and quit wasting time.
If not then turn on the oldies country music station and blend her another margarita. You might even add a little dancing with her as you take her the glass. If she acts like she wants to dance a little you can put on the steaks.
With the salad in the bolls and the taters in the microwave and the hot bread on the grill, take her out on the porch with you to cook the steaks.
With the steaks smelling right, the sun setting over the pastures and the cattle grazing by slowly stand close and wrap you arm around her as you point out the points of interest that you can see from the porch. This might just be a good time to steal a kiss if things are going right. Be careful and don’t over do it though you might burn the steaks.
Now that the beef is done, you got her relaxed, and a good salad, baked tater and a just right beefsteak on a candle lit table with soft country music it won’t be long and satisfaction is guaranteed. You can clean up the kitchen in the morning while she is in the shower.
Now picture the above with chicken. It just doesn’t work without the beef.
Beef it’s what’s for dinner.
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