Bad April Fools Day Prank

[Crowderfarms]

Wife drove me to the Dentist this morning to get a wisdom tooth pulled. On the way there she was telling me that she had about had enough of an annoying co-worker that totally gets on her nerves, and if this gal did not quit she was going to tear her up. Being the wonderful, caring, irrestible husband of the year award winning type feller I am for the tenth year in a row, I told her "You aint gonna slap nobody".Nuff said.

I get drpooed off at work by her, and she heads to work.Now already being a little bit irritable from the tooth Doc, I get a call about an hour later from the school Secretary. :shock: "Crowder" she says, "We had an incident at the school a while ago, and well to put it nicely, your wife busted Ms. d#$4#'s jaw." I bout fell down. She explained, the Principal had instructed her to let me know my wifes on her way to Jail.I was like damm I told her to ignore the gal, and not ever get into a pi$$in' match with her, and still she whooped her. This was almost heart failure. Next words out of the Secretary's mouth was April Fools.I cant type what I told her. I cant type what i told my Wife either for that matter.I cant even come up with a payback for either of them. Any suggestions?

 

[MistyMorning]

Wife drove me to the Dentist this morning to get a wisdom tooth pulled.

So are you at 41 teeths now?

 

[Miss Daisy]

called the neighbor 15 minutes after he left for work and told him his cows were out. i let him string together every nasty word under the sun before i said april fools. he had nothin left to say to me when i told him i was jokin. i've been "had" a few times as well.

 

[funky 4-Her]

:lol2: :shock: :lol2:

I put plastic wrap over the toilet

 

[larryshoat]

Wife drove me to the Dentist this morning to get a wisdom tooth pulled. On the way there she was telling me that she had about had enough of an annoying co-worker that totally gets on her nerves, and if this gal did not quit she was going to tear her up. Being the wonderful, caring, irrestible husband of the year award winning type feller I am for the tenth year in a row, I told her "You aint gonna slap nobody".Nuff said.

I get drpooed off at work by her, and she heads to work.Now already being a little bit irritable from the tooth Doc, I get a call about an hour later from the school Secretary. :shock: "Crowder" she says, "We had an incident at the school a while ago, and well to put it nicely, your wife busted Ms. d#$4#'s jaw." I bout fell down. She explained, the Principal had instructed her to let me know my wifes on her way to Jail.I was like damm I told her to ignore the gal, and not ever get into a pi$$in' match with her, and still she whooped her. This was almost heart failure. Next words out of the Secretary's mouth was April Fools.I cant type what I told her. I cant type what i told my Wife either for that matter.I cant even come up with a payback for either of them. Any suggestions?

Crowder, I don't know, but something tells me you're still way ahead of her in the prank department .
Just a guess, if I've accused you unjustly , I apologize .

Larry

 

[3waycross]

The great thing is; in your heart you thought it was possible. That's why it worked to good. I think I'd be a little scared of a woman with that much imagination.

 

[backhoeboogie]

Somebody ought to buy Mrs. Crowder a drink.

 

[flaboy]

Well, I think see did good. 8)

My question is, if folks from Tenn get their wisdom teeth pulled, how on earth do they manage? I mean I didn't even think the word "WISDOM" was in the dictionaries in Tenn. They have dictionaries in Tenn? :shock:

 

[warpaint]

Even though I think the world of Mrs. Crowder, I'm gonna have to side with my friend and sidekick on this one.
Obviously, under anestesia for his pain, he was unjustly taken advantage of.

Now, if on the other hand, he had just drank his normal 12th beer of the day at 10 am, I woulda been on the lil womans side. ;-)

 

[Crowderfarms]

Well, I think see did good. 8)

My question is, if folks from Tenn get their wisdom teeth pulled, how on earth do they manage? I mean I didn't even think the word "WISDOM" was in the dictionaries in Tenn. They have dictionaries in Tenn? :shock:

I'm fixin' to mail that toofus to you.It'll come with detailed instructions on just where to put it, grease included. and you'll be almost as smart as me within 24 hours. :lol2:

 

[Bullbuyer]

flaboy - when you get that tooth, please post a picture of it. Anything close to wisdom that came from Tenn. has to be worth it's weight in gold.
I don't understand why he went to a doctor to have it pulled - course, we ain't much on dental hygiene up here in the mountain state!

 

[flaboy]

flaboy - when you get that tooth, please post a picture of it. Anything close to wisdom that came from Tenn. has to be worth it's weight in gold.
I don't understand why he went to a doctor to have it pulled - course, we ain't much on dental hygiene up here in the mountain state!

No problem BB. I suspect I won't be seeing it. I hear the only tooth left in Tenn is in a museum somewhere. He was just trying to pretend they actually have teeth up there and then stretched the truth to "wisdom" tooth. :lol2:

 

[john250]

Wife drove me to the Dentist this morning to get a wisdom tooth pulled. On the way there she was telling me that she had about had enough of an annoying co-worker that totally gets on her nerves, and if this gal did not quit she was going to tear her up. Being the wonderful, caring, irrestible husband of the year award winning type feller I am for the tenth year in a row, I told her "You aint gonna slap nobody".Nuff said.

I get drpooed off at work by her, and she heads to work.Now already being a little bit irritable from the tooth Doc, I get a call about an hour later from the school Secretary. :shock: "Crowder" she says, "We had an incident at the school a while ago, and well to put it nicely, your wife busted Ms. d#$4#'s jaw." I bout fell down. She explained, the Principal had instructed her to let me know my wifes on her way to Jail.I was like damm I told her to ignore the gal, and not ever get into a pi$$in' match with her, and still she whooped her. This was almost heart failure. Next words out of the Secretary's mouth was April Fools.I cant type what I told her. I cant type what i told my Wife either for that matter.I cant even come up with a payback for either of them. Any suggestions?

Not that she would, but she COULD have waited until you got down to the jail with the bail to say APRIL FOOL. That would have been priceless.
Uhhhh--you were going to go bail her out, weren't you?

 

[Bullbuyer]

If the poor lady ever really got throwed in jail - she'd probably want to stay. At least she'd be away from Crowder and she wouldn't have to share her clothes with him anymore. :lol:

 

[GMN]

Wife drove me to the Dentist this morning to get a wisdom tooth pulled. On the way there she was telling me that she had about had enough of an annoying co-worker that totally gets on her nerves, and if this gal did not quit she was going to tear her up. Being the wonderful, caring, irrestible husband of the year award winning type feller I am for the tenth year in a row, I told her "You aint gonna slap nobody".Nuff said.

I get drpooed off at work by her, and she heads to work.Now already being a little bit irritable from the tooth Doc, I get a call about an hour later from the school Secretary. :shock: "Crowder" she says, "We had an incident at the school a while ago, and well to put it nicely, your wife busted Ms. d#$4#'s jaw." I bout fell down. She explained, the Principal had instructed her to let me know my wifes on her way to Jail.I was like damm I told her to ignore the gal, and not ever get into a pi$$in' match with her, and still she whooped her. This was almost heart failure. Next words out of the Secretary's mouth was April Fools.I cant type what I told her. I cant type what i told my Wife either for that matter.I cant even come up with a payback for either of them. Any suggestions?

Thats really funny, how she planned and premeditated that was great, set you up big time with that one! :lol2:

Gail