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<blockquote data-quote="gcreekrch" data-source="post: 1843230" data-attributes="member: 14161"><p>By no means are any slights intended, I am telling as I heard it…..</p><p></p><p>A man with a cleft pallet (harelip) walked into a nut store owned by a Jewish man with a big nose.</p><p></p><p>'How much are your Brazil nuts?' he asked</p><p></p><p>The Jew replied, '$2.75 per lb.'</p><p></p><p>'Oh, expensive eh? How much are your cashews?'</p><p></p><p>' They are $4.29'</p><p></p><p>'Even more!' The harelip replied. 'How much are your peanuts then?'</p><p></p><p>'I charge $1.25 for them', said the Jew</p><p></p><p>The harelip then said, ' I can't afford anything her, I'll look elsewhere. Before I go though, you might have noticed I have a slight speech impediment and I would like to thank you for not making comment or fun of it.'</p><p></p><p>The Jew replied, ' You're welcome, as you noticed I have a very large nose and you didn't make fun of it either.'</p><p></p><p>The harelip shouted, 'Nose! Nose! I thought that was your @#$!% your nuts are so high!'</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="gcreekrch, post: 1843230, member: 14161"] By no means are any slights intended, I am telling as I heard it….. A man with a cleft pallet (harelip) walked into a nut store owned by a Jewish man with a big nose. ‘How much are your Brazil nuts?’ he asked The Jew replied, ‘$2.75 per lb.’ ‘Oh, expensive eh? How much are your cashews?’ ‘ They are $4.29’ ‘Even more!’ The harelip replied. ‘How much are your peanuts then?’ ‘I charge $1.25 for them’, said the Jew The harelip then said, ‘ I can’t afford anything her, I’ll look elsewhere. Before I go though, you might have noticed I have a slight speech impediment and I would like to thank you for not making comment or fun of it.’ The Jew replied, ‘ You’re welcome, as you noticed I have a very large nose and you didn’t make fun of it either.’ The harelip shouted, ‘Nose! Nose! I thought that was your @#$!% your nuts are so high!’ [/QUOTE]
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