john250":bznot9md said:
Most of my people live a long life. But, we have been hard working farmers. Lots of exercise.
Sadly, the grandparent I most resemble is the one with the shortest life. Heck, I want to enjoy the days I have without worrying about the absolute fact that I will die at some point. If ribeye steak or a glass of milk kills me...heck, I'm no candidate for world's oldest man. I just try to get comfortable with reality.
Speaking of getting comfortable with reality. Guy who told me this joke had lost his wife about a week before my Dad died, and then he told this to me at the funeral home. We both were in the right frame of mind to see the upside of this story.
A man married a woman and as fate would have it she died about a year later. The woman's mother is on her way to the funeral when she gets to the outskirts of town and has a terrible car wreck. Since she only had the one child, his wife, the man immediately went to the hospital to she about his mother-in-law. When he arrived he was met by the Doctor who informed him it had been a horrendous wreck, but he did have some news. Some of the news was bad and some of it good.
First the bad news. The Mother-in-law was a very healthy lady so she was able to survive the terrible injuries inflicted in the wreck, but the injuries were so bad she was basically going to be a vegetable for the rest of her life, which could be 10 or 15 years. She had no insurance so she would have to live with the Son-in-law. She would be unable to feed or dress herself and he would have to minister to her bathroom needs as well.
As the son-in law stood there trying to absorb all of this and how his life had just experienced a dramatic change, the Doctor asked if he was ready for the good news.
Questioning within himself how there could be any good news after what he'd just heard, the man asked sarcastically what the good news was.
The Doctor replied, She really died at the scene of the wreck.
(If anyone reading this isn't in the same place either mentally or emotionally that I was and is offended, then I offer my apology.)