Are You a Democrat, Republican, or Southern Republican?

[Crowderfarms]

>       Here is a little test that will help you decide........
>
>       Question:
>
>       You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
>children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the
>corner, locks eyes on you, screams obscenities, praises
>       Allah, raises the knife, and charges. You are carrying a Glock .40,
>and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and
>your family. What do you do?
>
>       Democrat's Answer:
>
>       Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
>
>       Does the man look poor or oppressed?
>
>       Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
>
>       Could we run away?
>
>       What does my wife think?
>
>       What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club
>       and knock the knife out of his hand?
>
>       What does the law say about this situation?
>       Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
>       Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message
>       does this send to society and to my children? Is it possible he
>would
>       be happy with just killing me?
>
>       Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to
>       wound me?
>
>       If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away
>       while he was stabbing me?
>
>       Should I call 9-1-1?
>
>       Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have a paint
>       and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would
>       discourage such behavior.
>
>       This is all so confusing! ! I need to debate this with some friends
>       for few days and try to come to a consensus.
>
>
>
>
>       Republican's Answer:
>
>        ......BANG!
>
>
>       Southern Republican's Answer:
>
>       BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
>       click.....(sounds of reloading).
>       BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
>
>       click
>
>       Daughter:
>       "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips?"
>

 

[Wewild]

Excellent!!

 

[msscamp]

Works for me!!

 

[nathanm]

According to this, there should be less Democrats.

 

[Wewild]

According to this, there should be less Democrats.

Seemed to be in the last election.

 

[TxCoUnTrYbOy]

Hmm, I guess that would make me a Southern Republican. Couldnt say I would want to be anything else.

 

[Tod Dague]

I guess I'm just a Republican. No point in wasting all of those bullets. :cboy:

 

[Medic24]

this feller is an independant.....who votes republican most of the time...remember when a democrat was what a republican is today?,

I was even a democrat until Bill C. now he wasn't such a bad president.......but damnit.......I can understand a few things... like lust and temptation.........it happens. Even if Monica was and is a pig, she seems to be a bit cuter then Hillary.....that did not bother me so much.............But dude......it happened....... you know it did. WE know it did... hell everyone knew it did.....why would you want to offend our intellegence by lying about it 10 different ways? I would have much more respect for Mr. Bill if he just said " yeah, I did it, and I'm sorry"

After all...........look at Jimmy Swaggert...he did it twice, said he was sorry twice, and is still bringing in the big bucks! :roll: :cboy:

 

[rwtherefords]

Definitly a Southern Republican.
Except mine is a Glock 30, which is a 45 cal.

 

[Wewild]

remember when a democrat was what a republican is today?,

Pre 1970's. Maybe 72 to be exact.

 

[Medic24]

You aint packing till your packing a H&K 40 cal.....lol ;-)

 

[Ryder]

.45 Gov. Model
Redneck Southern Republican

 

[Campground Cattle]

.45 Gov. Model
Redneck Southern Republican

I agree on the 45 Gov Model 1911. Makes you wonder if thats where to call 911 for emergencies came from. ;-)
American Southern Republican

 

[Radi Cilo]

Not really old enough to really understand all of that political junk (though I understand to a point).

Parents both Independant

 

[J]

Not really old enough to really understand all of that political junk (though I understand to a point).

Parents both Independant

Pay close attention to what is going on and don't always believe what you hear on the evening news or read in the local paper. Do some research on the internet and other stuff like talk radio and learn the truth weather its Democrat or Republican. Don't be one of those that listen to just one side of the story, get the whole story and apply it to the situation, not only in politics but in life too.

 

[Chuckie]

Sounds like I fit in between the Republican and Southern Republican. I do carry a pistol in my truck, but no extra bullets. But after reading this, I don't want to be a luke warm Southern Republican, so I will put an extra box of bullets just in case!

 

[Craig-TX]

.45 Gov. Model
Redneck Southern Republican

I agree on the 45 Gov Model 1911.

Same here.

 

[THECowGirl]

Oh I can see I love you guys already!!

Ive been on so many other message boards and theres always the Dem\rep fights and you can never get through to people. ESP young people who think the world is out to get them.(dont get me wrong Im very young myself!)

Anyways
I have to say that I am PROUD to be a republican. I went to a rally before President Bush was re elected and the SUPPORT and respect was so overwhelming I was teary eyed the whole time! I still get goosebumps when I think about it.