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<blockquote data-quote="Lucky_P" data-source="post: 1014630" data-attributes="member: 12607"><p>A Minister decided that a visual demonstration would add</p><p> emphasis to his Sunday Sermon. Four worms were placed</p><p> into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a</p><p> jar of alcohol - or maybe it was apple cider vinegar! </p><p>The second worm was put into a jar of</p><p> cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a jar of</p><p> sperm. The fourth worm was put into a jar of good clean</p><p> soil.</p><p></p><p> At the conclusion of the Sermon, the Minister reported</p><p> the following results:</p><p> The first worm in alcohol (or ACV) - dead.</p><p> Second worm in cigarette smoke - dead.</p><p> Third worm in sperm - dead.</p><p> Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.</p><p></p><p> So the Minister asked the congregation, "What can you learn</p><p> from this demonstration? A little old woman in the back</p><p> quickly raised her hand and said, "As long as you drink,</p><p> smoke and have sex, you won't have worms.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Lucky_P, post: 1014630, member: 12607"] A Minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday Sermon. Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol - or maybe it was apple cider vinegar! The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a jar of sperm. The fourth worm was put into a jar of good clean soil. At the conclusion of the Sermon, the Minister reported the following results: The first worm in alcohol (or ACV) - dead. Second worm in cigarette smoke - dead. Third worm in sperm - dead. Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive. So the Minister asked the congregation, "What can you learn from this demonstration? A little old woman in the back quickly raised her hand and said, "As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't have worms. [/QUOTE]
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