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You will either LYAO or the paranoia will kick in.
It's amazing what's "out there" on the net about cows.
copied from here.http://www.fmp.com/rodent/spycow/
The Dark Angus Cattle Cow
When the average American passes a herd these beef cows in a field the animals usually remain... well... just cows. But the anguses are much more than cows. Because of the dark coloring of these animals, Armorobotech took the opportunity to make a "stealth, night stocking" animal for the Spy Cow series. The results were quite interesting. The angus has no real purpose other than being the classic Spy Cow with a few deadly touches. Unlike the other breeds the animal is calf size, which allows it to get into places larger cows could not. It's size also helps it to avoid being seen by enemy cow killers. The cow can work stealthily at any time, but can do much more when operating in the night's darkness. No powerful explosion is available for this animal, but a variety of unique additions and capabilities take it's place. First, are the angus' legs and hooves which do much more than on other cows. With the special claws and suction cups attached beneath the hooves, the angus can climb up walls, trees, and many other climbable things. As if it were a rabid kitten the angus can jump onto an enemy's head and attack with it's claws and if the controlling personnel desires, a deadly venom can be released. The legs of the animal are fitted with springs allowing the animal to jump into the air or even hop at high speeds. The angus's unique head is another ingenious addition. Here, behind the normal cowish teeth, the cow has a set of real coyote fangs. When required, the cowish teeth will sink in, leaving the fangs open and ready to release their deadly venom. Armorobotech also put strange red and green lights in the mouth and eye sockets of the animal to give it a "horror vampire, killer cow look" Which can be used if necessary to scare the wind out of the victim before it is attacked. The third interesting feature is the animals tail which has the ability to lengthen itself and then tie itself into one of fifteen different knots enabling the angus to hold onto or carry things. The knots can also untie themselves in less than five seconds. Because of the excellent and creative features of this cow, robots are still being produced at a rate of 4 units a month. With over 55 heads and several trained control teams, the Angus is simply the King of the Cow World.
It's amazing what's "out there" on the net about cows.
copied from here.http://www.fmp.com/rodent/spycow/
The Dark Angus Cattle Cow
When the average American passes a herd these beef cows in a field the animals usually remain... well... just cows. But the anguses are much more than cows. Because of the dark coloring of these animals, Armorobotech took the opportunity to make a "stealth, night stocking" animal for the Spy Cow series. The results were quite interesting. The angus has no real purpose other than being the classic Spy Cow with a few deadly touches. Unlike the other breeds the animal is calf size, which allows it to get into places larger cows could not. It's size also helps it to avoid being seen by enemy cow killers. The cow can work stealthily at any time, but can do much more when operating in the night's darkness. No powerful explosion is available for this animal, but a variety of unique additions and capabilities take it's place. First, are the angus' legs and hooves which do much more than on other cows. With the special claws and suction cups attached beneath the hooves, the angus can climb up walls, trees, and many other climbable things. As if it were a rabid kitten the angus can jump onto an enemy's head and attack with it's claws and if the controlling personnel desires, a deadly venom can be released. The legs of the animal are fitted with springs allowing the animal to jump into the air or even hop at high speeds. The angus's unique head is another ingenious addition. Here, behind the normal cowish teeth, the cow has a set of real coyote fangs. When required, the cowish teeth will sink in, leaving the fangs open and ready to release their deadly venom. Armorobotech also put strange red and green lights in the mouth and eye sockets of the animal to give it a "horror vampire, killer cow look" Which can be used if necessary to scare the wind out of the victim before it is attacked. The third interesting feature is the animals tail which has the ability to lengthen itself and then tie itself into one of fifteen different knots enabling the angus to hold onto or carry things. The knots can also untie themselves in less than five seconds. Because of the excellent and creative features of this cow, robots are still being produced at a rate of 4 units a month. With over 55 heads and several trained control teams, the Angus is simply the King of the Cow World.
