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<blockquote data-quote="Campground Cattle" data-source="post: 89794" data-attributes="member: 195"><p>AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES</p><p></p><p> 1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic: Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be instantly removed. Works like magic.</p><p></p><p> 2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting somebody else to hold them while you're chopping away.</p><p></p><p> 3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink.</p><p></p><p> 4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.</p><p></p><p> 5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit your snooze button.</p><p></p><p> 6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. (then you'll be afra id to cough)</p><p></p><p> </p><p> 7. Got a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you'll forget all about the toothache.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Campground Cattle, post: 89794, member: 195"] AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES 1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic: Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be instantly removed. Works like magic. 2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting somebody else to hold them while you're chopping away. 3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink. 4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer. 5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit your snooze button. 6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. (then you'll be afra id to cough) 7. Got a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you'll forget all about the toothache. [/QUOTE]
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